Oooh God I'm Evil!

I'm being evil lately and not letting Jackie call me, sighting my anti-phone-ness-thingy (I don't like telephones much) and my own personal evilness. I then sought to prove it, by doing the evilist things I could. Now, I am not really evil. Anyone who knows me would tell you I may be egotistical, a jerk, an idiot, an ass, or an aggressive kisser (that last one may or may not be bad). But you must all agree that I am not EVIL. So, with that in mind, what follows is OBVIOUSLY fiction (and edited for my protection.) (Wow, I like parenthasis.)

Effervescence 34: greggy evil, i know
Jackie: you are!!!!!!!!!!!!
Effervescence 34: *kills 3 kittens
Effervescence 34: *...by beating them to death with a puppy
Jackie: O.O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Effervescence 34: o_o
Jackie:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo
Jackie:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOOOOooOOOoOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Those O's were hard to format. ._.)

Jackie: YOU CANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Jackie: -cries-
Jackie: -hides in her bed-
Jackie: nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Effervescence 34: hrmm
Jackie: NOOOOOOOO
Jackie: I said no three times... ITS RAPE!~
Effervescence 34: *wraps it all up in a christmas present and gives it to a 4 year old boy
Effervescence 34: ^_^
Effervescence 34: THAT is evil
Jackie: -turns chibi and hides under her covers and cries-

(Chibi-Jackie is cute!!! ^_^)

Effervescence 34: -"hey, billy, remember all those pets you always wanted?"
-"da kitties and da puppy?"
-"Yup, well.... MERRY CHRISTMAS!"
Effervescence 34: *eats a kitty in front of the boy
Effervescence 34: muwahaha
Jackie: -cries-
Jackie: nooooooooooooooooooooo
Jackie: YOU KILLED THEM!!!!!!!!!
Effervescence 34: well
Jackie: YOUREEEEEEEE EBIL!!!!
Effervescence 34: they all had cancer
Effervescence 34: (because i locked them in a cage with a cell phone)
Effervescence 34: but still
Jackie: NO THEY DIDNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jackie: YOU KILLED THEMMM!
Effervescence 34: well, in my defence, it hurt me a lot more than it hurt them
Effervescence 34: wait, no they all died.
Effervescence 34: reverse that
Jackie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOo
Jackie: -cries more-
Effervescence 34: it hurt them a LOT more than it hurt me
Jackie: -shakes violently and bawls- YOU'RE EVIL!
Effervescence 34: duuuh

Okay, enough of that. Also, in my FIFTH post in this 24 hour period, I've had the coolest song stuck in my head. It's great:

Sponge - Plowed

Will I wake up some dream I made up
No I guess it's reality
What will change us or will we mess up
Our only chance to connect with a dream

Say a prayer for me (X3)
I'm buried by the sound
Of a world of human wreckage
In a world of human wreckage (X2)
Where I'm lost and I'm found
And I can't touch the ground
I'm plowed into the sound

To see wide open with a head that's broken
Hang a life on a tragedy
Plow me under the ground that covers the message that is the seed

Say a prayer for me (X3)
I'm buried by the sound
Of a world of human wreckage
In a world of human wreckage (X2)
Where I'm lost and I'm found and I can't touch the ground
I'm plowed into the sound

Will I wake up some dream I made up
No I guess it's reality

EDIT - By the way, it was decided that creation of a taco is on the opposite end of the spectrum, but one taco was not enough to cancel out the kittens being beaten with a puppy. Further research will be need. ?_?)