Who Does This?

MALE VIRGIN, TAKE MY VIRGINITY

This was just weird. I'm gonna see how this goes. In two days at like midnight, do you think there'll be a buyer?

I wonder if I could sell myself for sex. So far this guy hasn't even gotten a single bid, even at just under a Pound for a starting bid. Of course, he's only been up there for less than a day so far, but still... I don't think it'd be that profitable. I wonder what he'll do for shipping? I'd prolly charge round trip air-fare, I think, plus room and board for the time I was there.

Yet another pipe dream. Ah well... A guy can dream, right?