Recreational Bullshit

I told James the other day about what I call recreational bullshitting, that is bullshitting in which both parties are in on the bull and are just keeping it going, back and forth... I guess it's improv really, or roleplay, since it's online. Roleplay, though, usually involves creating a narrative in the present tense, where-as what I was doing with him, and the bulk of what follows, is mostly past tense. And at least on my end, it's nearly all made up on the spot. I LOVE doing things like this. I take a really simple premise, a line or two, and just run with it. And when I run with something, I RUN with it. Like Forrest Gump-run. Actually, that's not true. If I get a stop sign, I'll stop. I make sure that everyone knows I'm running with a joke, and if there's any question, it's not fun. Like I said, its for both people. I really like preforming for an audience. I REALLY like an interactive experience, where the idea gets bounced off my partner, rather than just absorbed with a string of "Yeah, sure" and "riiight" style answers in the affirmative. But the ability to create a history, a back story, a life, practically, out of nothing.

Anyway, so what follows is entirely fiction. I want you to know that, because what follows is HIGHLY objectionable material, and I in NO WAY advocate, endorse, or condone the things my character says or does, or what Megan (my dinner guest) says or does, for that matter. I know you all know I would never EVER do anything like that in real life. It really is just SO over the top and so extreme that no one should believe it is actually possible at all. I hope it's not, or I am sad for humanity.

Like I said, thers some rough stuff there, so if you want to skip it (I'll have a little extra at the end for summery or something) then just type the term "NAKED MOLE RAT" into your find box to skip over the conversation. I promise there's nothing TOO graphic. Nothing worse than say, the dinner scene from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Okay, here goes.

Effervescence 34: okay, im bored now
Effervescence 34: dance for me
dysthymicquokka: on your lap?
Effervescence 34: no
dysthymicquokka: haha
Effervescence 34: im a good boy
dysthymicquokka: *dances*
Effervescence 34: with a girlfriend
dysthymicquokka: yes you are
Effervescence 34: stop trying to get me in trouble
dysthymicquokka: *pats head*
dysthymicquokka: haha
Effervescence 34: *blush*
dysthymicquokka: rofl
dysthymicquokka: you are just so innocent
Effervescence 34: yes
Effervescence 34: inside this harsh exterior beats the heart of a 5 year old schoolboy
Effervescence 34: at least, it was beating when i ate it
dysthymicquokka: haha
dysthymicquokka: yummy
Effervescence 34: mmm
Effervescence 34: ive also got his pancreas and weiner in me
dysthymicquokka: of a five year old..very nice
Effervescence 34: he wasnt using it
dysthymicquokka: was he an alter boy?
dysthymicquokka: altar*
Effervescence 34: obviously
dysthymicquokka: rofl
dysthymicquokka: then he was using it but involuntarily
Effervescence 34: no he wasnt
Effervescence 34: his pastor dumped him cuz he was too old
Effervescence 34: poor boy
Effervescence 34: u_u
dysthymicquokka: aw yes poor boy
dysthymicquokka: then it was a good thing that you ate his pancreas and wiener
Effervescence 34: i think i may have a few parts left
Effervescence 34: want a 4 foot long lower intestine?
Effervescence 34: o_0
dysthymicquokka: sure
Effervescence 34: *drapes it around your neck like a boa scarf thingy*
Effervescence 34: ^_^
dysthymicquokka: hehe yay!
Effervescence 34: now you look pretty!
dysthymicquokka: *twirls intestine boa around*
dysthymicquokka: yay!
dysthymicquokka: i'll win miss america for sure!
Effervescence 34: just... dont let any cops see you wearing that.... theyre still looking for the kid, i think
Effervescence 34: *eye shift right*
Effervescence 34: *eye shift left*
dysthymicquokka: okay
dysthymicquokka: will do
Effervescence 34: or if you do...
Effervescence 34: paint it or something
dysthymicquokka: i think they're already after me
Effervescence 34: maybe they wont recognize it
Effervescence 34: oh
Effervescence 34: hrmm
Effervescence 34: USE IT AS A DISGUISE!
Effervescence 34: and you can use this as a mask!
Effervescence 34: *rips the kids face off*
Effervescence 34: o_o
Effervescence 34: eeeww
Effervescence 34: maybe not
dysthymicquokka: haha
Effervescence 34: *eats the face*
Effervescence 34: oh well
Effervescence 34: tastes like chicken
dysthymicquokka: *sucks on intestine* taste like..... ramen ^.^
Effervescence 34: hehe
Effervescence 34: hrmm
Effervescence 34: *adds the boys balls to a necklace hes wearing*
Effervescence 34: o_o
Effervescence 34: oooooo
Effervescence 34: like that
dysthymicquokka: its pretty
Effervescence 34: thank you
Effervescence 34: *blushes*
dysthymicquokka: haha
Effervescence 34: im gonna need a longer string soon
Effervescence 34: o_O
dysthymicquokka: you should use the heart as the center piece
Effervescence 34: but thats the tastiest part
Effervescence 34: and theyre pretty big
Effervescence 34: compared to your average 5 year olds balls, his heart is huge
dysthymicquokka: true true
dysthymicquokka: use the scrotum then
Effervescence 34: hrmm
Effervescence 34: maybe
Effervescence 34: or maybe a little dickie?
Effervescence 34: if i did it right, i could make them look like teeth
dysthymicquokka: you very well could
Effervescence 34: ^_^
Effervescence 34: ah well
Effervescence 34: nothing i can do about that now
dysthymicquokka: i suppose not
dysthymicquokka: what did you do with his feet?
Effervescence 34: hrmm
Effervescence 34: i dunno
Effervescence 34: it depends on the mood im in
Effervescence 34: do you have any ideas?
dysthymicquokka: no
dysthymicquokka: i dont really like feet
Effervescence 34: me neither
Effervescence 34: i mean... sometimes i'll eat the toes in barbeque sause
Effervescence 34: and the fingers too
dysthymicquokka: yeah
dysthymicquokka: but the feet in a whole is just disgusting
dysthymicquokka: yeah i like the fingers on skewers
Effervescence 34: hmm
Effervescence 34: brains are fun
Effervescence 34: i use them to scare kids on halloween
Effervescence 34: and the skeletons
dysthymicquokka: haha yeah
Effervescence 34: one year i labeled them, so the kids would know what happened to their friends
Effervescence 34: the parents didnt like that
Effervescence 34: "its not in good taste"
Effervescence 34: fuck them, they were fucking delicious
dysthymicquokka: haha exactly
Effervescence 34: heh
Effervescence 34: the weirdest problem though
Effervescence 34: what do i do with 5 choirboys outfits?
dysthymicquokka: i know a person who would do anything to have them haha
Effervescence 34: hmmm
dysthymicquokka: know c*** b***?
Effervescence 34: nope
Effervescence 34: why does she want that?
dysthymicquokka: she has a strange fetish for altar boys
Effervescence 34: so does she just want the outfit?
Effervescence 34: or is she competing for my food supply?
Effervescence 34: o_0!
dysthymicquokka: she likes them alive
dysthymicquokka: she's a yaoi obsessor
Effervescence 34: ooh
Effervescence 34: hrmm
Effervescence 34: me too
Effervescence 34: o_o
Effervescence 34: shhhh
Effervescence 34 wants to directly connect.
dysthymicquokka is now directly connected.
Effervescence 34:
dysthymicquokka: haha awesome
Effervescence 34: yup
Effervescence 34: o_O
dysthymicquokka: very nice
Effervescence 34: thank you
Effervescence 34: its like my favorite picture ever
Effervescence 34: ^_^
dysthymicquokka: you like the tease then or all the way?
dysthymicquokka: haha its very nice
Effervescence 34: oh, i dont like to go anal
Effervescence 34: i may blow a boy if he asked me nicely though
Effervescence 34: o_o
dysthymicquokka: haha blow jobs are fun all around!
Effervescence 34: yup yup
Effervescence 34: 69's doubly so
dysthymicquokka: oh yes
dysthymicquokka: have to love those 69's
Effervescence 34: and then i get the video
Effervescence 34: and EVERYONE feels like they're in on the fun
Effervescence 34: hehe
dysthymicquokka: hehe oh yes
Effervescence 34: *licks a dripping bone*
Effervescence 34: thigh?
Effervescence 34: *offers you a severed leg*
Effervescence 34: o_o
dysthymicquokka: thank you!
Effervescence 34: you're welcome
dysthymicquokka: *licks leg up and down*
dysthymicquokka: mmm
dysthymicquokka: now that is good altar boy
Effervescence 34: isnt it?
Effervescence 34: hehe
Effervescence 34: i never met a kindergardener i didnt like
Effervescence 34: at least not after a dash of paprica
dysthymicquokka: hahaha
Effervescence 34: *kisses the back of Jakie's hand before biting some skin off it*
dysthymicquokka: aw
Effervescence 34: magnifique
dysthymicquokka: very nice
Effervescence 34: isnt it?
Effervescence 34: *sucks on the thumb*
Effervescence 34: these things really are delicious
Effervescence 34: i dont get why parents dont like kids sucking on them
dysthymicquokka: yes they are perfectly salty
dysthymicquokka: yeah i dont know
dysthymicquokka: good practice in some aspects
Effervescence 34: exactly
Effervescence 34: i like to keep them as long as i can
Effervescence 34: *pulls the thumb out to the bone*
Effervescence 34: theyre like cute little pink lolipops
dysthymicquokka: aw yes they are
Effervescence 34: hehe
Effervescence 34: loli-pops
Effervescence 34: i didnt mean the pun
Effervescence 34: yet there it is
Effervescence 34: o_o
dysthymicquokka: haha
Effervescence 34: *sucks on it more*
Effervescence 34: hrmm
Effervescence 34: the lungs never taste good till after you cook them
Effervescence 34: and surprisingly, they taste best in the microwave
Effervescence 34: its funny, they inflate in there, you know?
Effervescence 34: ive never seen them pop
dysthymicquokka: yeah i've tried it a few times
Effervescence 34: but its like a big squishy souflette
dysthymicquokka: yeah i always thought they would
dysthymicquokka: the stomach tends to do that though
dysthymicquokka: so i like to boil them
Effervescence 34: oh yeah, gotta boil the tummy
Effervescence 34: heh
dysthymicquokka: heeh
Effervescence 34: and empty it too
Effervescence 34: you never know what the kids been eating, and you dont want to risk that
dysthymicquokka: true true
dysthymicquokka: the only thing i dont like about younger boys is they lack that protein shake... they dont have alot of meat on them either but they do have variety
Effervescence 34: yeah, but theyre much more presentable
Effervescence 34: im hosting a dinner party made of Ms. Petersons 1st grade class next week, you should see the spread we have in mind
dysthymicquokka: wow must be beautiful
Effervescence 34: we've got each of their skulls set up as a serving bowl
dysthymicquokka: i would love to attend
dysthymicquokka: oh wow how formal
Effervescence 34: and silverware made of pure ivory boy bone
Effervescence 34: hehe
Effervescence 34: yes
Effervescence 34: we strive for perfection
Effervescence 34: did you know that each hip bone of a 6 year old makes the perfect little plate?
dysthymicquokka: oh really?
Effervescence 34: theyre practically pre wrapped meals
dysthymicquokka: i would have never thought of that
Effervescence 34: its really remarkable
dysthymicquokka: wow they are
dysthymicquokka: it is
Effervescence 34: ^_^
Effervescence 34: you gotta take pride in what you do
dysthymicquokka: yes you do
Effervescence 34: *spears the liver with a rib*
Effervescence 34: ^_^
Effervescence 34: want some?
dysthymicquokka: very much so
Effervescence 34: *tilts the liver towards your mouth*
dysthymicquokka: *takes bite*
Effervescence 34: great, huh?
Effervescence 34: *pulls it back and takes a bite from the other side*
dysthymicquokka: it is
dysthymicquokka: ^.^
Effervescence 34: *hands you a rib*
Effervescence 34: go on, take your pick
dysthymicquokka: hrm.....i think i'll take some of the spleen
dysthymicquokka: *stabs spleen*
dysthymicquokka: *sucks juices out*
Effervescence 34: ooh, good choice
dysthymicquokka: yes it is qutie delicious
Effervescence 34: *hands you a napkin
dysthymicquokka: thankyou
Effervescence 34: youve got a little spleen juice on your chin
dysthymicquokka: haha pardon me
Effervescence 34: *finishes the liver*
Effervescence 34: oh, its alright
Effervescence 34: this is an informal meal, after all
dysthymicquokka: true
Effervescence 34: *tears out some back muscle strips and rips at it like raw steak*
dysthymicquokka: ooh nice
Effervescence 34: yeah
Effervescence 34: buttock?
Effervescence 34: he did have two
Effervescence 34: and they're very cute
Effervescence 34: hehe
dysthymicquokka: aww then i must indulge
Effervescence 34: left or right?
dysthymicquokka: im not picky you can choose
Effervescence 34: well, you got his right one on your side, so that seems easier
dysthymicquokka: sounds good to me
Effervescence 34: *saws his ass off the bone*
Effervescence 34: there you go
dysthymicquokka: thankyou
dysthymicquokka: *takes a bite*
Effervescence 34: mmmm
dysthymicquokka: might fine ass
dysthymicquokka: haha
Effervescence 34: its so chewy
Effervescence 34: ^_^
dysthymicquokka: it is
Effervescence 34: *rolls a chunk around in his mouth with a big smile on his mouth*
dysthymicquokka: hehe
Effervescence 34: ahh... 1999.... a very good year
Effervescence 34: hehe
dysthymicquokka: it is a good year
dysthymicquokka: would red or white wine go better with ass?
Effervescence 34: oh, red, obviously
dysthymicquokka: im thinking a red would compliment the rich taste
dysthymicquokka: oh yes
Effervescence 34: but whatever the beverage, you gotta mix it with at least a hint of the boys blood
Effervescence 34: thats the best part
dysthymicquokka: yes it is
Effervescence 34: speaking of...
Effervescence 34: i dont have any wine, but i saved a few bottles of blood
Effervescence 34: *takes a sip*
Effervescence 34: o negative, i think
Effervescence 34: but im not positive
Effervescence 34: ^_^
dysthymicquokka: hehe
Effervescence 34: *licks his lips and takes another bite of firm ass*
Effervescence 34: ^_^
dysthymicquokka: there appears to be hickey on my piece of ass haha
dysthymicquokka: did you play with him first?
Effervescence 34: maybe a lil...
Effervescence 34: you have to tease and tenderize the meat, after all
dysthymicquokka: very true
dysthymicquokka: that may be the funnest part
Effervescence 34: oh definitely
dysthymicquokka: but the taste is the most satisfying
Effervescence 34: oh yes
Effervescence 34: as is the company; I don't entertain much over boys, as you can imagine
dysthymicquokka: yes i can see that
Effervescence 34: i try to be civil though
dysthymicquokka: thats good
dysthymicquokka: but a little fun sometimes takes some animal instincts
Effervescence 34: sometimes
Effervescence 34: that comes in during the hunting, playing, and then the kill
dysthymicquokka: oh yes
Effervescence 34: and then sometimes when you eat, especially when we lack forks
Effervescence 34: *bites out of the boys bicep*
dysthymicquokka: haha yes
Effervescence 34: i always feel silly now, but ever since i was a kid, i'd always imagine that I was some kind of dinosaur whenever I ate meat straight from the bone
Effervescence 34: be it kindergardener or KFC
dysthymicquokka: haha
dysthymicquokka: thats kind of cute
Effervescence 34: well, its cute when you're jakies age
Effervescence 34: but when your my age, you cant act that way
Effervescence 34: u_u
dysthymicquokka: aw
Effervescence 34: oh well
Effervescence 34: *munches hungrilly*
dysthymicquokka: haha
Effervescence 34: hrmm
Effervescence 34: *licks the bone and sucks on it*
dysthymicquokka: *sucks on rib*
Effervescence 34: *lays back and sucks on the thumb-cicle*
Effervescence 34: well
Effervescence 34: i think im done
Effervescence 34: *looks at the empty skull*
dysthymicquokka: yeah i think i've had my fill too
Effervescence 34: *moves its mouth like a puppet* "me too!"
Effervescence 34: heh
dysthymicquokka: haha
Effervescence 34: want it?
dysthymicquokka: sure
Effervescence 34: *tosses it to you like a ball*
dysthymicquokka: *catches it*
Effervescence 34: enjoy
dysthymicquokka: thankyou
Effervescence 34: oh shoot, now what am i gonna do with a skeleton without a head?
Effervescence 34: it wont work at halloween that way, will it?
dysthymicquokka: hrm
dysthymicquokka: i suppose not
dysthymicquokka: well
dysthymicquokka: you can do a lot of things with bones
Effervescence 34: maybe i could make a little pickit fence around my other boys
dysthymicquokka: do you want the skull back?
dysthymicquokka: that would be nice
Effervescence 34: you can keep the skull, i have more than enough
Effervescence 34: i enjoy being creative with my boys
dysthymicquokka: oh thankyou
Effervescence 34: ^_^
dysthymicquokka: haha
dysthymicquokka: me too
Effervescence 34: *looks at a thigh bone*
Effervescence 34: i could make a dildo outta this
Effervescence 34: o_o
dysthymicquokka: haha fun
dysthymicquokka: i like the real thing better though
Effervescence 34: well obviously
dysthymicquokka: haha yep
Effervescence 34: but you gotta use something to break in little girls
dysthymicquokka: true
dysthymicquokka: but you cant 69 with a dildo
Effervescence 34: i mean, i dont know about the guys you have or have not run into in the past
Effervescence 34: but id hurt a poor girl without preparing her
Effervescence 34: true though
dysthymicquokka: haha yeah i've heard your quite...well endowed you can put it
Effervescence 34: is jackie telling tales out of school?
dysthymicquokka: only to a few lucky to hear
dysthymicquokka: 8 inches is it?
Effervescence 34: hehe
Effervescence 34: my lips arent as loose as hers, im afraid
dysthymicquokka: well
dysthymicquokka: i'll take that as a yes
Effervescence 34: *finishes the last bit of ass*
dysthymicquokka: hehe
Effervescence 34: okay
Effervescence 34: hmmm....
Effervescence 34: *slices off a workable length of short intestine*
Effervescence 34: *slurps it like spaghetti*
dysthymicquokka: oh thats right i still have that on my neck... well i think i'll save it who knows what my next bondage buddiies' fetish will be?
Effervescence 34: wait
Effervescence 34: which did i give you
Effervescence 34: i thought i gave you the short one.... so i should be eating the long one
Effervescence 34: i always get them confused
dysthymicquokka: lower intestine
dysthymicquokka: 4 feet
Effervescence 34: okay, u got the short one
dysthymicquokka: okay
Effervescence 34: im eating the long one
Effervescence 34: you'd think a guy like me would be able to figure this stuff out
Effervescence 34: but i've just learned them as the fat one and the skinny one
dysthymicquokka: well you may be too happy to notice
Effervescence 34: true
dysthymicquokka: haha yeah
Effervescence 34: its all so phallic!
Effervescence 34: o_o
Effervescence 34: whoever designed these boys must have been really obsessed with penises
Effervescence 34: what is it they say? god is a woman?
Effervescence 34: heh
dysthymicquokka: haha
Effervescence 34: i think it just goes to show you
dysthymicquokka: well i think everyone loves a good penis
Effervescence 34: every part of them is a phallic symbol or part of a dinette set
dysthymicquokka: haha so true
Effervescence 34: or both
Effervescence 34: ^_^
Effervescence 34: so either god was a woman, or gay
Effervescence 34: o_0
Effervescence 34: and martha stewart is the devil
dysthymicquokka: haha all is true
Effervescence 34: amazing what you can figure out when you rip a few innocent cute boys open
dysthymicquokka: haha yes it is
Effervescence 34: thank you jake *kisses his arm before biting it*
dysthymicquokka: its so sweet to show affection before pain
dysthymicquokka: or the other way around
dysthymicquokka: or at the same time
Effervescence 34: well ive found theres often very little difference
dysthymicquokka: true
Effervescence 34: of course, at this point, jake isnt feeling pain
Effervescence 34: but i do try to make him feel happiest just before i begin to butcher
dysthymicquokka: thats good
Effervescence 34: and even in death, i like to honor him for being my meal
Effervescence 34: hes giving me the highest gift in my mind
dysthymicquokka: yes he has
dysthymicquokka: thankyou for sharing that gift of life
Effervescence 34: you're welcome, from both me and jake
dysthymicquokka: yes thankyou jake as well
Effervescence 34: *kisses and bites jakes decapitated neck*
Effervescence 34: this was always a fun part for me
dysthymicquokka: a vampire kiss how nice
Effervescence 34: cept a vampire wont take a chunk of your throat with him
Effervescence 34: *grits his teeth to show the flesh between*
dysthymicquokka: well if he's mad he might
Effervescence 34: but im not mad
Effervescence 34: *kisses and nibbles playfully*
Effervescence 34: im very happy
dysthymicquokka: hehe
dysthymicquokka: so am i
Effervescence 34: well, im not sharing the neck
Effervescence 34: its mine
dysthymicquokka: fine i'll get my own from the next guy i see...
dysthymicquokka: *shifty eyes right*
dysthymicquokka: *shifty eyes left*
dysthymicquokka: ^.^
dysthymicquokka: V.V
Effervescence 34: not me, of course
dysthymicquokka: well i cant see you
Effervescence 34: oh good
Effervescence 34: remind me to keep away from you
dysthymicquokka: well you wont be the next guy i see
Effervescence 34: hrmm
dysthymicquokka: so you shouldnt worry
Effervescence 34: nope
Effervescence 34: though im also somewhat jealous of the guy
Effervescence 34: always being the eater, never the meal
dysthymicquokka: yes
Effervescence 34: there is always that tinge of curiosiry
dysthymicquokka: there is
dysthymicquokka: you could always eat a meal of your body...
dysthymicquokka: but its not the same
Effervescence 34: no, never
Effervescence 34: dont eat where you work,
Effervescence 34: or work where you eat
dysthymicquokka: haha very true
Effervescence 34: or something
Effervescence 34: *peels a pectoral muscle from his remaining ribs*
Effervescence 34: hrmm
Effervescence 34: speaking of creativity
Effervescence 34: *sandwiches it between two flaps of skin and eats it like a burger*
Effervescence 34: ^_^
dysthymicquokka: yum!
dysthymicquokka: yes very creative
Effervescence 34: yup yup
Effervescence 34: they say the skin is what makes you fact, but kindergardeners are so lean to begin with, i dont think i need to worry
dysthymicquokka: no i dont think you do either
Effervescence 34: i mean, if i wanted to be HEALTHY i guess I could just target the chubby ones
Effervescence 34: but they're no fun
dysthymicquokka: no they arent
Effervescence 34: i like the cute skinny scrawny boys
dysthymicquokka: hehe they are cute
Effervescence 34: if you find something cuter, let me know
dysthymicquokka: okay i will
Effervescence 34: you know what the hardest part?
Effervescence 34: not growing attached
dysthymicquokka: aw i know
Effervescence 34: i've got 3 perfectly good meals chained up in my basement cuz i couldnt bring myself to eat them
dysthymicquokka: eyes kill me
Effervescence 34: yeah, the eyes
dysthymicquokka: and their eyes hold such innocence in their tears
Effervescence 34: when they cry, it just breaks my heart
dysthymicquokka: me too
Effervescence 34: so yeah, i get to keep a few pets
dysthymicquokka: i try to make them as happy as possible but the tears
dysthymicquokka: aw hehe they must be wonderful pets
Effervescence 34: they are
Effervescence 34: i have some chain leashes made up for them
dysthymicquokka: awesome
Effervescence 34: youd be surprised how easy it is to hook up a little electric tazer to that, and if they try anything naughty...
Effervescence 34: give em a little zap
Effervescence 34: hehe
Effervescence 34: it makes their hair just sorta skip up on end
Effervescence 34: just for a second
Effervescence 34: and then they get this cute little look like they just woke up
dysthymicquokka: hehe
Effervescence 34: like extreme pillow hair
dysthymicquokka: haha yeah
dysthymicquokka: do you let their hair grow out?
dysthymicquokka: i like shaggy hair hehe
Effervescence 34: oh yeah
Effervescence 34: not too long on the boys
dysthymicquokka: ^_^
Effervescence 34: no more than shoulder length for them
dysthymicquokka: thats a good limit
Effervescence 34: my little girl can grow down to her ass, though, before it starts to get in the way
dysthymicquokka: im trying to grow my hair out that long
Effervescence 34: oh really?
dysthymicquokka: yeah
Effervescence 34: braids or just the long sheet?
dysthymicquokka: long sheet
Effervescence 34: yeah, thats the best
Effervescence 34: its like a wave
dysthymicquokka: yeah i like it
Effervescence 34: i tried trini in pigtails for a while, but they just didnt work as well as the natural wave
dysthymicquokka: i still have a foot until it gets to my ass and more to cover it
dysthymicquokka: yeah
Effervescence 34: hmmm
Effervescence 34: sounds hot
dysthymicquokka: haha its a good tease, barely covers my boobs
Effervescence 34: it is isnt it?
dysthymicquokka: yes it is
Effervescence 34: thats the best part, if trini stands up straight, it covers her almost enough that no one would know that she was naked under it
dysthymicquokka: that is very nice
Effervescence 34: hehe
Effervescence 34: not like anyone but me gets to see her
Effervescence 34: but its a fun little thought
dysthymicquokka: yeah it is
Effervescence 34: i have one boy growing a rat tail
dysthymicquokka: ooh kinky
Effervescence 34: i told him that he could have that grow a bit longer
Effervescence 34: yeah
Effervescence 34: i may just use it as a leash
Effervescence 34: in which case he can grow it to like his knee or ankle or something
Effervescence 34: and then he can crawl around on his hands and knees and i wrap the tail around my wrist
dysthymicquokka: sounds like fun
Effervescence 34: i can't wait
dysthymicquokka: yeah i bet
Effervescence 34: i might even feel brave enough to take him for a walk around the block by then
Effervescence 34: and show off how cute he is
dysthymicquokka: aww you should
Effervescence 34: okay
Effervescence 34: he really is just adorable when he crawls around hands and knees across the floor
dysthymicquokka: hehe im sure
Effervescence 34: ive got him acting like a puppy
dysthymicquokka: aw
Effervescence 34: when i come down stairs, i give him a little whistle, and he bounds on over into my lap and starts licking at me
Effervescence 34: oh god its SOOOO cute
dysthymicquokka: aw how sweet!
Effervescence 34: yeah
Effervescence 34: he's the one ive had the longest
dysthymicquokka: you've trained him nicely
Effervescence 34: he totally stopped crying just last month
Effervescence 34: im so proud
dysthymicquokka: aw
dysthymicquokka: its so nice to have someone love you like that
Effervescence 34: isnt it?
Effervescence 34: do you have any like that?
dysthymicquokka: no
dysthymicquokka: sadly
Effervescence 34: oh you should!
dysthymicquokka: i know
Effervescence 34: you should find a cute little boy, and get some matching dresses!
dysthymicquokka: i've tried to find someone but it just doesnt seem to work
Effervescence 34: that would be the CUTEST thing
dysthymicquokka: hehe
dysthymicquokka: yes it would
dysthymicquokka: ^.^
Effervescence 34: and you could let him grow out his hair, and take him for walks around the mall as a little girl
dysthymicquokka: hehe
Effervescence 34: give him one of those androgynous names
Effervescence 34: like....
Effervescence 34: aaron/erin
dysthymicquokka: there ya go
dysthymicquokka: that'd be so cute!
Effervescence 34: yup
Effervescence 34: you needa find one that looks like you, too
Effervescence 34: the closer the better
Effervescence 34: do you have a little brother?
Effervescence 34: o_0
dysthymicquokka: well he acts like a little brother
dysthymicquokka: but he's acctually my twin
Effervescence 34: oh
Effervescence 34: hemm
dysthymicquokka: but we look nothing alike at all
Effervescence 34: that would be too old, besides
dysthymicquokka: yeah
Effervescence 34: anything over 7 and they start to not work
dysthymicquokka: oh i have a 2 year old half brother
dysthymicquokka: 6 year old step brother
dysthymicquokka: and 10 year old step brother
Effervescence 34: try the 2 year old if you can
Effervescence 34: its best to start them young
dysthymicquokka: okay
Effervescence 34: or get a stranger
Effervescence 34: thats really better
dysthymicquokka: im only with him every other weekend
dysthymicquokka: yeah
dysthymicquokka: it'd be easier
Effervescence 34: i try to not get family, because you know, the cops suspect that
dysthymicquokka: yes that is true
Effervescence 34: so yeahEffervescence 34: plus, its hard to feel good about playing with a family member
dysthymicquokka: yeah it is
Effervescence 34: strangers though
Effervescence 34: you dont know them to start with
Effervescence 34: so its like...
Effervescence 34: anything is possible
Effervescence 34: you could just have lunch
dysthymicquokka: yep
Effervescence 34: or you could have a fun afternoon pal and a late supper
Effervescence 34: or you might end up with a pet who becomes your adorable puppy
dysthymicquokka: haha yeah
Effervescence 34: its great
Effervescence 34: the mystery
Effervescence 34: thats what keeps me going
dysthymicquokka: thats awesome
dysthymicquokka: its nice to have something to keep you going
Effervescence 34: oh always
Effervescence 34: and then some loving, tear stained faces to come home to
Effervescence 34: ^_^
dysthymicquokka: aw hehe
Effervescence 34: it just makes my heart soar to know my pets love me
dysthymicquokka: i bet
Effervescence 34: and that they will up until the day i eat them
dysthymicquokka: haha yeah
Effervescence 34: thats always a huge bittersweet moment
Effervescence 34: i had one boy, about a year ago
Effervescence 34: i had kept him for like 4 years, since he was 4
Effervescence 34: he was just a darling
Effervescence 34: he was well mannered
Effervescence 34: and he had the coolest trick, he could cry ON CUE, silently
Effervescence 34: just a flood of tears on his face
Effervescence 34: a born actor, truly
Effervescence 34: and then he turned 9
Effervescence 34: and i couldnt keep him any more
Effervescence 34: and it was the strangest thing
Effervescence 34: we 69'd that night, one last time
Effervescence 34: and we both knew it would be
Effervescence 34: and all throughout the night, he was streaking out tears, the best i'd ever seen
Effervescence 34: and then i went for the love bite, where i twist and snap his neck while kissing it
Effervescence 34: and he startest screaming
Effervescence 34: all the sound effects youd expect from a crying baby
Effervescence 34: and no tears
Effervescence 34: it was weird
dysthymicquokka: aww thats so sad
Effervescence 34: i know
Effervescence 34: i actually couldnt bring myself to eat him
Effervescence 34: i took him out back, and put him on my child sized grill, and just made a funeral pyre for him
Effervescence 34: and that was the first boy i cried for
Effervescence 34: last, so far, too
dysthymicquokka: awww
dysthymicquokka: well im sorry to cut the conversation short but i have to go
Effervescence 34: okay
Effervescence 34: it was nice talking to you
dysthymicquokka: we should meet some time you sound like fun
dysthymicquokka: it was nice talking to you too
Effervescence 34: im definitely keeping this for future reference
Effervescence 34: heh
dysthymicquokka: haha
Effervescence 34: u mind if i use your sn on my blog?
dysthymicquokka: not at all
Effervescence 34: okay
Effervescence 34: this WHOLE thing is pretty fucking insane
dysthymicquokka: haha it is
dysthymicquokka: very insane
Effervescence 34: but its great
dysthymicquokka: yes it is
Effervescence 34: i had fun writing it with you
dysthymicquokka: me too
Effervescence 34: gnight
dysthymicquokka: night
dysthymicquokka: buh bye

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NAKED MOLE RAT

Okay, those of you who read that agree its nuts. VERY over the top. And I thought the bit at the end was really touching. I made it on the spot, and if it weren't so sick and disturbing, I'd be proud. It is, admittadly, much, for lack of a better word, SICKER than anything I've put on here before, and I really wouldn't have if the whole conversation wasnt such a GREAT piece of work. I mean, it really is like a piece of art or something. Very dark, but I'm really pretty proud of it. Again, I'm not at all like that, I'd NEVER do anything like that at all, but fiction makes for an interesting playground, doesn't it?

I'm sure there are more than a few problems in it, technical bugs I need to go back and fix. All my "actions", the things you see here between asterices (*), are usually expressed with greater-than and less-than signs on AIM. Unfortunately, Blogger sees them as HTML, so I had to go through and fix them all. I took out a few typoes where it might be confusing, and I've probably left a few errors, but that was a LONG (two hours from start to finish) conversation. It was practically non-stop, start to finish, too. Anyway, if you've read it, you know how long it is. This is probably the longest I've ever posted. Point is, I'm probably not done with this. If you see any thing wrong, feel free to point it out. Also, I'm thinking of adding in a special directors commentary to it. I've been watching too many DVD's. I want to add a little side commentary to the conversation, point out little things. It sounds like fun. This has gone on long enough. I'm gonna go sleep. Night.

By the way, its 6:30 AM. Do you know where your children are....?

What Do I Do?

What do you do when you've hurt the one girl you truly care about? Is there a worse feeling in the world than the knowledge that she's in pain, terrible pain, and not only is there nothing you can do to make it better, but you're the cause of the pain?

I didn't set out to hurt her. If I'd been thinking, if I'd known, I wouldn't have done it. But then, it's not like I had to think that hard to realize how my action was going to affect her. I keep trying to tell myself that it was an accident, that I wasn't doing it to her on purpose. And I wasn't, for sure. I'd never intentionally set out doing something to hurt her. But that doesn't forgive what I did. Nothing does. Nothing makes it right.

So here I am. I've got this great big WRONG sitting between me and her. I love her. She loves me. But is that enough? Is that all our relationship needs? I'd like to be my usual romantic self and say yeah, that's all it takes and our love can weather anything and so on and so forth, but I seriously don't know. I've been a dumbass about this time and time again, and every time I thought I had it licked, and then I turned around and did dumb shit again. I don't have any excuse. Maybe I'm socially retarded or something. Maybe I'm a jackass and just refuse to admit it to myself. I don't want to be. I truly care about her so much, and I don't want to hurt her, ever. I have that voice in the back of my head that the best solution right now is to leave her, to let her move on, and move on myself. But I don't want to do that. And I don't think she does either. I want to be with her right now, and it kills me that I can't. She told me that right now, she wants to be held. By anyone. Does that mean I should let her? Should I tell her to just get lost and find some nice guy who won't cheat on her, and be happy with him? I don't want to. I want to be that guy. I don't know if I can, but I honestly want to.

I've cheated on her, and I didn't tell her because of course it would eat her alive, but when she caught me, I confessed, and whenever I DID tell her things, I told her the truth. I realize its small consolation, but I like to think that even though my actions are terrible, my words, and more importantly my soul, are hers, and always have been hers, and always will be hers, as long as she wants it. I'm gonna beg and plead for another chance even though I know I don't deserve the ones I've gotten so far, but the fact of the matter is that she's got to make the final decision in all this. I can hope for a happy ending, but I'm gonna respect what she chooses.

Jackie, if you've read this, either give me a call or text me or whatever, let me know what's up. I love you.

I love you.

Bullshit

A little Internet convo for your viewing pleasure

Effervescence 34: hey
Jamesu san 5789: why am i hungy if i just ate dinner?
Jamesu san 5789: hungry*
Effervescence 34: becasue your stomach was long hence replaced by a quantum singularity
Jamesu san 5789: crap
Jamesu san 5789: so eventually ill form my own universe?
Effervescence 34: one which sucks all organic matter into it, and outputs a really low energy yeild in return
Effervescence 34: nah, its contained
Jamesu san 5789: damn
Effervescence 34: but yeah
Jamesu san 5789: i wanna be the jamesiverse
Effervescence 34: i don't remember why we did it
Jamesu san 5789: well... im out of food
Effervescence 34: if you dont keep it fed, the singularity will begin to devour you yourself
Effervescence 34: try to not let that happen in a public place
Jamesu san 5789: i can imagine
Effervescence 34: that could be bad
Jamesu san 5789: but then if i do starve myself and the singularity devours myself, wont it start to devour the stuff around me?
Jamesu san 5789: so then...
Effervescence 34: no, just you
Jamesu san 5789: if there was enough matter devoured...
Jamesu san 5789: dammit
Jamesu san 5789: why?
Jamesu san 5789: if i am containing it, and i am gone, then it is no longer contained
Effervescence 34: you arent containing it
Effervescence 34: theres a little stomach shaped containment unit in gut
Jamesu san 5789: so what if it devours that?
Effervescence 34: it wont
Effervescence 34: just you
Effervescence 34: and not all of you either
Jamesu san 5789: >.<
Effervescence 34: just the bits of your esophogus that are slightly exposed
Effervescence 34: basically, its going to deflate you from the inside
Jamesu san 5789: do you frequently roleplay?
Effervescence 34: not really
Jamesu san 5789: ah
Effervescence 34: what do you mean by roleplay, anyway?
Jamesu san 5789: well, that conversation seemed reminiscent of the weirdos ive heard talking on planshift
Effervescence 34: oh
Effervescence 34: that conversation is what I like to call recreational bullshitting
Effervescence 34: in which both parties know it is bullshit, but it is too entertaining for either to break the illusion
Jamesu san 5789: sounds alot like roleplay
Effervescence 34: my people are proud and celebrated bullshitters

Long live the Bullshites of Caucasia. *Dances*

In other news... Do I have other news? What the hell am I doing here? *Runs and hides.*

Rilly Cool Stuff

I never thought it would come to this. Ad Remixes. Wow. I am in awe. Congrats man, really. It's wonderous.

Also, we (Matt and I) were discussing the exiting world of exotic pets, a topic brought on by the most recent episode of Kim Possible, in which Ron befriends and bonds with a dog-sized cockroach, Roachie.

He's like a shiny puppy! With a shell!

So, the question is, what would be, in your wildest dreams, the best pet ever? And not just on Earth. Reality has, as in many of my preceedings, been joined by my friends Imagination and Insanity. Life it really more fun this way. So, here are a few of my ideas:


Cat girl- I've never made any secret about my love of cat girls. They are undeniably cute. Adorable really. And they'll hop and jump and do cute things. Plus, since its part human, it is more self-reliant than the average pet, and could even be useful as a servant. However, I don't want to get too far into the issue. I'm not gonna advocate slavery. This is, after all, outside of the realm of reality. That said... CUTE!

Chao Tails- I'm not at all sure where I got this thing, but it obviously wins for most undeniably cute pet ever. True, it doesn't have the self-reliance of a cat girl, or even a regular house cat, but it isn't ENTIRELY helpless. Somewhere in there is the Miles Tails Prower we all love, the one who was Sonic's two-tailed sidekick. Plus, he can fly. That's gotta count for something.

The Rabbit From Monty Python- "That rabbit's dynamite!" Is there anything more to be said? Obviously an out-door pet, I'd put him on a long leash and train him to guard my house. Stupid Jehovah's Witnesses won't know what hit them. Muwahaha. On the other hand, I have to say he'd be a bit scary to ME as his owner, so I dunno...

GIR- Truly the best pet ever. Perhaps a little unstable, but that's part of the entertainment. He's an awesome dancer, as you can see, and he's got similar tastes in food and cleanliness. We're a perfect match!

Sharticons- This one goes in plural. The others I'd really only need one of, but you GOTTA have more than one Sharkticon. Actually, they'd be more of a security force. I'd train them to chant "Bah Weep Grah Nah Weep Ninny Bong," and when someone failed to respond in kind, they'd be dropped into a pit of yet more Sharkticons. I'd need at least a dozen of them, at a bare minimum. My elite security force. My Cybertronic Samurai, I guess.

Jessica Alba- Okay, now I'm just being silly.

Honestly, if I had to choose any animal for a pet, and was limited to those currently alive on the planet (dinosaurs would be nice too, the small ones) the I'd have to go with a cougar.


Look at it. It's a beautiful animal. The kittens look almost like regular house kittens, only with rounder ears, of course. The color is nice, a light tan. Ideally, I'd start by taking two kittens (male and female) from the wild and raising them as my own. None of thise getting them pre-trained bullshit. Obviously, I'd get some professional help on the training, but I'd be there every step of the way. And I'd raise a family of cougars in my house. I'd give them mostly free roam of my house and backyard, and set up those invisible fences to keep them out of areas like an office or wherever I don't want them. Obviously, I have a big house; I'm assuming I'd have a certain level of extreme wealth for this cougar endeavor to work.

This, for those of you who cannot tell if I am kidding, is an honest dream of mine. True, not an entirely practical dream, but a dream none the less. That and my dream of owning a Cruise Ship for a summer home.

Lesse... Dinner time. It's Matt's birthday, so we may go see Sin City. That sounds like fun. I'll tell you how it went later.

Only YOU have the power to Save Toby!

Goddammit this is the third time I've started writing this.

Lookit the cute llil bunny! These guys have come up with a great little scam. Pay $50,000 to stop them from eating the bunny. The best part is that the same amount of money could be used to save NO END of bunnies if properly invested. Instead, these guys get rich off of keeping a pet bunny. I think its hilarious. It's also damned clever. They knew that the animal rights people would fan the flames of their site, and bring them plenty of media attention. It's surprisingly original, which makes me hate myself for not thinking of it first. RAWR! Anyway, it's cool, but its just another of those things you can't copy off of, even though doubtlessly a dozen people will try and fail. It does go into my brain as another example of great brilliant schemes, a database from which I will cull my own way to make tons of money on the Internet. Of course, I won't tell you my scheme... I've said too much. O_O

In other news, my old screen-name, GR3G 15 3V1L, is no longer in service. It was used as my spy screen name, hidden from the outside world, that I may check who blocked me. However, I've found I rarely need that nowadays, so it's retired.

And maybe one day when Effervescence34 is filled up, I'll bring it out of retirement for use as a backup list. That's not gonna happen for a while though, I suspect. I'm only at Nintey-Three out of two-hundred now, so that's a ways off.

Oh yeah, plus I made a little quiz for you guys to take. Click the link to take it:

http://www.quizzer.net/all_about_you_/effervescence.htm

Gods Debris Forum

Lookit! I know I've mentioned the book, and its sequel, the Religion War, to you all before. Well, someone out there took the initiative of setting up an online forum for the discussion of the ideas of the books and others like it. It's pretty deep stuff, but I know you all can handle it. ^_^ Anyway, just thought I'd let you all see it. Bye.

PSP Stuff

I've solved my PSP battery troubles. It's a case that will automaically charge the meager PSP battery. And its only... SIXTY DOLLARS!? Sigh... oh well...

I'm getting a job over the summer. I'll prolly end up buying the PSP unit, this case, and then Metal Gear AC!D and Lumines. assuming the games are $40 each, and that the prices on the hardware stay the same, it'll be under $400. Oh, and then tax. So for under $450, I'll have a PSP and some stuff to do with it. Go me!

Time Paradoxes

Time paradoxes are fun. I saw the episode of Futurama tonite where Fry becomes his own grandfather, and so I decided to confuse people. I ended up describing a nifty causality loop of killing your own grandfather. I decided to define the grandfather as being seven years old, because that way he couldn't have possibly fathered your father. Anyway, here's the full on description:

Your time vehicle arrives back in early twenties, stranded for a lack of, oh, let's say AA batteries. Unable to find any power source in the current time, you resign to settling in to the early 20th century. So you get a job, an apartment, and a car. One day, completely out of happenstance, you pass a baseball field, same as every day, and see a somewhat distraught boy standing by the side of the road, baseball bat in one hand, glove on the other, waving his arm in a vaguely hithchhikery motion. You pull over, pick the poor boy up, learning that his parents were unable to give him a ride because they had work. As you drive home, you make small talk with the boy, and ask him his name. When he replies with your grandfather's name, you are overcome with surprise. Further, seemingly innocent, questioning reveals that the boy is infact your father's father. You'd never expected to run into any relatives in the past, and begin to worry that picking him up interferes with your personal history. While you stare at the boy in shock, your car drifts into the left lane, in the path of an oncomming Mack Truck. Panicing even more, you swerve hard to the left, putting your grandfather between you and the danger. The boy is killed on impact.

Your situation, on the other hand, is a little more complex. At this point of time, from my analysis, you both exist and do not exist. Once your grandfather died, you never existed, so went back in time, so your grandfather DIDN'T die, so you DID exist, and DID go back in time... It's highly confusing. You end up torn between two time lines, bot entirely opposite.

1. Your grandfather wasn't in a crash, you existed to go back in time and get your grandfather in a crash.

2. Your grandfather was in a crash, you never existed to go back in time, and your grandfather didn't get in a crash.

Weird. I'm not sure what happens at this point. I think reality crashes at this point.

Other interesting paradoxes for you: One is the same set up as before, where you go back in time 20 years and have to wait for your AA batteries. This time, you manage to get far from any of your family members, keeping your personal time line intact. by 1960, you have your batteries, but you think to yourself that you could save yourself 40 years if you go to just 10 minutes before you went back into 1920, and give yourself the spares. The same paradox type thing ensues, at which point you are both (using my age as a baseline) 20 and 60 years old. One age results from your preventing being stuck, but in that case, you didn't get the idea to give yourself the batteries, and so you would stay the extra fourty years. All very strange.

Here's a slightly simpler causality loop, with only one possible outcome. Wipe the slate clean, this one isn't related to the rest. Its 30 years in the future, and a large space ship was sent to a distant colony loaded with 150 years of music and movies. It passes through a time rift, naturally occurring in outer space obviously, and reappears back in the year 1975. Unable to contact the colony, obviously, the ship turns around and heads back for planet Earth, its contingency plan. Upon reaching our planet, the ship is unable to get GPS landing coordinates, and crashes in the backwoods of Britan, where a young Douglas Adams discovers it, and the only remaining contents: A video of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy movie, fully playable (I don't know how, it just is). He watches this little bit of the future, becomes enthrawled (especially by the bits that said "BASED ON THE WORKS OF DOUGLAS ADAMS") and goes home and writes the radio drama, TV series, and books that eventually become the very movie he saw.

That one is someone easy. Self-fuffilling prophecy. I decided to end on something a little less mind numbing.

Bye. ^_^

There's Nothing Good On TV Anymore

They cancelled Kim Possible. Apparently Disney has a 65 episode limit on all of its cartoons. But it's not fair. Darkwing Duck got 91 episodes, Aladdin got 86, Ducktales got 88, and even The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh got 83, along with a long list of video releases, and then those movies. Sigh...

But yeah, the point is this: all the good shows are being cancelled. I was asked by my roommate to list any genuinely good TV shows still being produced. Here's my current list:

Teen Titans (That's running out of episodes, too)
The Daily Show
South Park
The Batman
Robot Chicken
Whose Line Is It Anyway?
MXC

I'm done. That's it. And The Batman is really kind of scraping the bottom of the barrel. I won't wake up to watch it at 10 or whatever on Saturday Mornings. I still enjoy reruns of many things. Star Trek, Futurama, Family Guy (speaking of which, new episodes come out early next month), and of course, Kim Possible. That's actually a lot of shows. But I can't think of a lot of NEW good shows on TV. I mean, really. I dunno. Oh fuck it. The longer I write this, the more shows I think of and add to the list. TV's fine. Nvm.

Consider this... Train of thought writing.

Posterity

This is a good link. I have nothing to add. I'm just putting it in here for posterity. Enjoy.

^_^... and it kinda makes up for that last post about beating up five year olds.

Mowtaw Kawmbad!

If you don't get the title, say it out loud. If you still don't... I give up all hope for you.

Holy Crap. I set my limit at 10, mostly because any more of them would just start to depress me. I mean, where am I gonna put more than a dozen five year old corpses? Honestly, if I had to, I'd prolly be able to slam their skulls into the floor (I'm imagining this taking place in my elementary school gymnasium / cafeteria room, so it'd be a hard floor) or using one of them as a club against the others. Remember, they have hand-to-hand combat training, of at least a day. I have my old meager Kajukenbo training, but after my lapse, that would simply put me even with the kids. Sheer size and strength are gonna be my only advantages here.

How would one really knock out a five year old? I mean, the only solution I see is the knocking heads into floor, by when I run that through in my mind, all I see are cracked bleeding skulls and dead kindergarteners. I don't wanna kill them. I'm just fighting them for sport. I could try and wrap a shirt around their necks, suffocating them until they pass out, but after the first 5 or so, they might start to catch on, and thus play possum, faking sleep only to surprise me and punch me in the nose. Those little brats! *Slams Tommy's forehead into the ground.* Anyway, I think I could take just as many of them as it would take to pile up on me and hold me down, at which point any free arms would pound me into submission. That's, from past experience, 10. I set the limit at my lethal dose because I'm assuming I could take one or two of them out before they tried to tackle me, so yeah, 10 or 12, I'd say. I like a challenge.

Of course, I am too much of a nice guy to ever hurt a five year old, really. It's an interesting thought experiment, cuz really, who hasn't known a few kids they wanna knock out? Sigh.... I'm hungry. Gonna eat. See if this shuts my tummy up.

Game Over!

YAY! I beat Ace Combat 4. The last has you fly past a screen of enemy fighters (I guess you're supposed to try to kill them, but theres like 12 of them, and they're all awesome pilot AI's, so I was like, screw it) to a missile launch base, navigate THROUGH four tunnels to hit some power generators and then the final missle lastly. Very Star Wars IV. Some of the trenches were pretty tight, though. I hadda use the instant replay to see exactly how close I'd come to crashing. I think once I had a low speed bump or something, took 20% damage. It was scary. Anyway, I survived, blew up the missile, I'm a national hero. Now if I can only find an opponent for verses mode. Matt doesn't wanna play. u_u

In other news, La Pucelle: Tactics is a fun game. It's a lot like FFTA only with something more of a story, and a more detailed combat system. I don't feel like gushing over it, but, for instance, this PA strip was based on the game:



Yeah, a game based on a Church Squad of Demon Hunters, and no Jesus in sight. Plus I have bats on my team! BATS! And a FIRE BALL THINGY... It's kinda like Pokemon, now that I think of it. I'm trying to make a team of all the different kinds of monsters by converting them to my side. Its like... PokEJesus! O_O

I'm gonna go play it some more. I'm on chapter two, and just barely making it through with my head above water. Ah well.

Justice

Random News

I BEAT THE YELLOWS!!!! *Dances* Justice has been served. Plus I liberated the enemy stronghold, so the war is over. The war is over! Yay!!

...

Another mission? Wtf? Who's left to fight? I'm intrigued... *Wanders into death trap*

Graaaagh!

Dear God, NO!!!!

Hehe... I like giving you guys links. I'm gonna go play La Pucille after this episode of Futurama. Night.

Stupid Things

Some people are just dumb. Seriously, they should make a pamphlet or something with every type of currency to give to all retail stores. Sigh. Apparently, Best Buy is no better about it.

Moving on, I'm eating a toasted sub from Subway. Usually they're very good, but today it's too crispy. X_X Oh well. It's good, still, just not very good.

Speaking of disappointing things, the Kim Possible Movie was "meh". Not very terrible, but I expected more from the Movie. It seemed more like a 3 part episode. It just ran like 80 minutes, and thats including commercials, so I was disappointed. "A Sitch In Time" was much better.

Meanwhile, I'm stuck on a level of Ace Combat 4. After liberating some city or some nonsense, fairly routine at this point, five jets from the top enemy squadron rocket into the battle field. Okay, no big, I have three or four jets at least on my side; I just need someone to cover my six... Uhh... guys? Guys? Okay, five on one. That's definitely fair. X_X Sigh. So yeah, I'm stuck on that one. I've managed to get all but one of them shot down, but I can't shake the last guy enough to get him off my tail and into my view. *Shrugs* Maverick I'm not, but at least I'm better than Goose.

Stupid canopy.

It's ALIVE!!!

I didn't have anything I wanted to write about until just earlier today (yesterday, really), and then blogger decided it would be crashed for me. That jerk. I'm too tired to write it all right now. I'll put in a nice preview of things to come. Actually, fuck it, I'll just put in a condenced version of the stuff I wanna say:

Lesse... Kim Possible has been on all week in a nice little marathon, leading up to the Kim Possible movie. Ever since my little cousin showed me Kim Possible the first time on the Disney Channel, I've been a big fan. Of course, Static Shock and Teen Titans also vie for equal parts of my TV watching time, so I'll be the first to admit that my tastes in television aren't the most mature. (Also, The Batman is piquing my intrests.) What can I say? Will Friedle is one of those actors I've never been disappointed with.

In other news, my old monitor finally gave out on me over the weekend, and so I got a new one by going to wallmart. Mom gave me $400 for a monitor, and rather than buying a schnazzy Flat Panel LCD screen, I just went with the good old flat screen. Its 17 inches, not too big, but its rather cute. I like it. I'm keeping it. And it was only $200, including a warrenty plan. Thus, I had an extra $200 spending cash. Whee!

I went out and blew it all in one day. First, Mahoromatic and Negima, both volume 5, manga volumes I'd been looking for. I then went down to Hastings, head on in the wind (I was seriously worried about dying on the way there o_o) There, I walked around a second before actualy finding someone to open the game case and pull out Ace Combat 4 - a fun flight combat game I got after seeing Top Gun and wishing I'd brought the old ps2 Ace Combat game with me. Also, I got La Pucille Tactics, a tactical RPG by the makers of Disgaea, cuz they didn't have the original. It's great, I think. I just need to find time to play them.

Okay, I think that's enough binging. I also have a weird new idea for a story that I may or may not flesh out. *Shrugs.*

Oh yeah, and this quiz needs doing. Here:

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. How have I affected you?
5. What do you think of me?
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
8. Do you love me?
9. Do you have a crush on me?
10. Would you kiss me?
11. Would you hug me?
12. Physically, what stands out?
13. Emotionally, what stands out?
14. Do you wish I was cooler?
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
17. Am I loveable?
18. How long have you known me?
19. Describe me in one word.
20. What was your first impression?
21. Do you still think that way about me now?
22. What do you think my weakness is?
23. Do you think I'll get married?
24. What makes me happy?
25. What makes me sad?
26. What reminds you of me?
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
28. How well do you know me?
29. When's the last time you saw me?
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
31. Do you think I could kill someone?
32. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same?
33. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?
34. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?
35. Who do you think loves me?

Enjoy!

EDIT: I didn't think this had worked last night, but low and behold it worked. Yay me.

Swarms

I watched "Shaun of the Dead" today. It was pretty fucking funny. And it points something else. One zombie (and I'm talking the classic, lumbering, lurching undead, not the weird shit from 28 days later; Zombies don't run) isn't that much of a threat. They're slow, noisy, and not too bright. You could sneak up behind a lone zombie and twist his head off, or beat him with a baseball bat to, uh, even MORE death, I guess. But yeah, one zombie is just an annoyance. Something like a retarded guy with a knife. Sure, he's dangerous if you let him get too close, but it's not too hard to just safely deal with him.

No, no, the real threats are in swarms. A swarm of retarded guy's with knifes would be a reason to run. Luckily, retarded people with knifes don't have a swarming instinct. But most zombies do. So there is a pretty good chance of finding a swarm of zombies. In my experience, the only way to deal with a swarm of zombies is either to run as far as you can and trap them, or, and this is perferred, use a bomb or some sort of mass removal. Or maybe both. Yeah, that.

While a swarm of zombie is indeed scary, really, a swarm of ANYTHING would be scary. Zombies, retards, bees, rats, mongeese, regular geese, poodles, anything. My worst nightmare is to wake up and leave my dorm, only to find a swarm of furbies stationed outside the door. That would be scary. O_O!

And just cuz I wanted to show off:



Night all!

Melting Points

In science, we are taught that solid materials, under enough heat and/or pressure, will melt into a liquid. However, many objects burn in the presense of oxygen long before they melt. So, what if, you had, say, a tree. and it was stand in an extremely hot vaccuum. Would it melt? What does liquid tree look like? Can I drink a hot carrot? (No, I think that would be too hot.) But still. I want a puddle of grass....

What Have I Become?

I'm still sick. I think I'm getting worse, actually. I have a terrible headache just between my eyes, right above my nose, and it HUUUUURTS! But enough wallowing in pity. That's what the Tylenol is for.

After my physical collection got soaked, I decided to go into Magic Online. As I said when it first came out, my only major beef with the system was that you had to buy cards online, thus forcing you to maintain an online colection seperately than the physical cards. Since most of my physical cards are soaked (and btw, I'm looking to sell the cards that remained dry) and I was gonna basically have to start over anyway, I thought I'd try my hand at the online game. I'm keeping my physical decks, and I'll possibly attend an occasional tournament just to have fun and then sell the cards I get, so anyone I played in real life is still gonna have me to play with, but all my upcoming card buying will be done online.

I'm currently waiting for two sealed deck tournaments to start: one at 1AM tonite (I didn't know when it started when I signed up, but its a qualifier for an Invasion Block Sealed event, so I thought I'd try my hand at it) and one tomorrow night at 9PM. From now on though, I'll look for tournaments that start a little earlier in the day. My thoughts, though, were that it would be smart to play in sealed deck tournaments as a way to build up my collection. After tomorrow night, I'll have at least 150 cards, plus 12 basic lands of each color, which should be enough to make a semi-decent two-colored deck or too. I'll be able to play around for fun and for free after that. Of course, I plan on playing in several more sealed tournaments, at least 2, before shifting focus to booster drafts for my card aquisition. I'll also prolly get a pre-con from each upcoming release, and see what else is out there. I'm a little disappointed that I can't buy cards from before Mirrodin, but i think that's worth it. It's also why I hopped in the last chance IPA qualifier. ^_^

Okay, enough about that. I'll tell you all how the tournaments go after I've done them, of course. In other news, I've sold myself on the PSP. So, while I'm spending all my hard earned money on virtual Magic cards, I'm also gonna be saving up for a $250 piece of hardware, plus a few $40 games. Lumines was always a must have PSP application for me, but it always seemed to be a quick silly puzzle game, like Tetris. It looked like a lot of fun, but not worth a $300 investment. I wanted at least ONE other substantial title to play on the system. I went in and looked, and - Metal Gear: ACID, a tactical strategy thingy. I dunno, but it looks interesting. Also, Mercury looks like an interesting button-tapper.

So yes, here I am, buying into the things I never told myself I'd buy. Ah well. It's fun to betray your principles. ^_^ Laters all.

Greg's Adventures In Jerkdom

I made it back from Austin. My adventures there were patently unremarkable, but the flights backk... I got a few good stories for you. Let's begin!

I got to the airport alright, boarded up and everything. I sat in the wrong seat at first, then next to a father and his baby, and then they ran off to an entirely empty 3 seat row, leaving me with two seats for myself. Score. So the flight attendant uses the empty seat next to me for the props for the amazing safty thing. Tiny seat belt strand. Tiny mask. Tiny saftey guide. Anyway, the mask strikes my fancy. So I asked her, could I have the air mask for a suvenier? Nope. Fine, that's cool.

The plane got in on time, if not a little early, so I looked at my watch. 30 mins to boarding, an hour till take off. That means I should be able to stop in the book store and check if they have Mahoromatic vol 5. Then the plane gets stuck on the runway. for another 20 minutes. Doesn't matter, I'll still get everything done on time. Never mind that my plane landed in terminal A, the bookstore was in terminal C, and my Lubbock flight was waiting at gate B. I have super travel experience. I can do it! So I get out there. No book. Wasted trip. Ah well. So I get on the tram (TrA'Ain, I'm in DFW) and ride to B. It's a 5 minute trip. I got to the gate 10 minutes before departure. There's nearly no one there, and the signs don't show where the flight's going. Eep. So I look at the listings, the flight hasn't left yet, and I can see the plane there. No reps, just a buncha other passengers. I talk to one.

"Has the flight left yet?"
"Nah, why? Who are you?"
"Huh? I'm a passenger..."
"Are you Levine?"
"Oh, yeah, thats me."
"THEY'VE CALLED YOU LIKE EIGHT TIMES!"

The other people were standby passengers. Sorry guys. I'm getting my seat after all. Didn't mean to get your hopes up.

Okay, that flight goes okay, once I get on, and then as I'm getting off... THE MASK!!! I hadda ask. Can I have that?

"Sure".
"Awesome, thanks!"

So yeah, I take it, then wait for the guy to bring my bag out from the closet so I can go. I say thanks again when he gives me it, then run out to wait for Mike. And I wait.

And wait.

Mike got lost some how, and so I didn't leave for about an hour. During that time, I heard the announcement

"To all passengers departing flight XXXX out of Dallas Ft. Worth, would whoever took the air mask from the plane please bring it back."

Fuck them, I think, I'm gonna wait for Mike. So I wait some more. They call it again. Fine, while I'm there, I might as well see what the fuss it. I go there, two people are on the passenger sign looking something over, there's no attendant that I can see. I go back outside to look for Mike. 10 minutes later I hear the announcement again except with the added threat that they're not gonna give people the baggage off the plane. I was smart enough to not check anything this flight, but those other suckers are lucky Mike got lost, or they might never have gotten their bags. So I go up to the counter, where there IS an agent. I give her the mask, and tell her that the guy let me take it off. "SUUUURE he did." Dammit, don't call me a liar. Whatever. I walked off and tried to find Mike some more.

A few minutes later, just after I've dialed Mike, the agent comes out, accompannied by a police officer. I hung up, and have to go give them my information. Drivers licence, address, phone numbers, a lil lecture ("DON'T TAKE SHIT OFF OF PLANES!!") Yeah, okay, I'm not supposed to do that kinda stuff, I'm sorry, the guy said I could... That's another thing, I SWEAR I got permission from the flight attendant to take it. But the agent told me, "He told me he didn't know why someone would take it." Liar. Fucking liar. I was standing RIGHT there, staring at him for 5 minutes. He gave me that damn mask. Rawr. Anyway, apparently they can press theft charges. Fucking bullshit. If they do, I'll sue those bastards or something. Rawr. That attendant is a liar, or at worst it's an honest mistake. Leave me alone.

u_u I'm tired and my head hurts. Oh yeah, and I got Jackie sick over the weekend too. Whoops. Sorry honey.

Sick: -_-

im sick. im skiping caps so you will know how sick i am. also, my computer is running slow because it feels sick too i guess. it needs a reboot, but ive still got... a little under a day left on the mahoromatic torrent. i really shouldn't be getting it... i should be looking for the dvds out there. i saw them for 15$ a piece back in nj. if i'd been thinking i wouldn't have spent all my money before i went, but que sera sera. anyway, back to my own pounding head. it's pounding. and my nose is stopped up. and i hurt all over, especially over my head and neck. im afraid im gonna barf or something, but im gonna try and hold down some coke, and maybe make one of these hot pockets matt brought back... oh well. i'll be bouncing on and off line today. project greenlight is on, and im interested in that. i finished mahoromatic volume 4 this morning, so now i need to find that. I also need something to read on the plane this weekend... ok shit, the lawnmower is too loud to watch tv... headphones in. its also prolly too loud to sleep or something... sigh.... okay, enough being scatter brained. im gonna go. cya. hope you feel a little better than me. ^_^~

Upsizing

I was watching Kim Possible earlier. I haven't seen it for a week, so it was good to get back into the swing. It wasn't the best episode ever, "The Ron Factor", but I did get a revelation. Bueno Nacho Grande sizes the whole meal. Not just the chips and drinks, but the whole thing. Burger King's large gives you a bigger drink and fries, but still the same Whopper. Dammit, I want to upsize my Big Mac. I want my Bigger Mac!!

Oh, and in some other news, it seems that my mom's homeowners insurance will cover the issue of my destroyed Magic cards. They're still lost, and I'm prolly going to just go Online anyway, but its nice to know I'm covered. Okay, I'm exhausted again. I dunno.

Still Somewhat Damp

I'm trying to get back into the swing of things. I loaded up a binder with clean, dry paper, and went to my classes. I came back to find... Water on the floor. O_O!!! To the maintenance teams's credit, they were already on the job, cleaning and such. Oh well, I had other things to do. I rode down to the Bank of America ATM and took out some cash, then went into Black Dog for some comfort manga - Mahoromatic 1-3. I came back, found the room still semi-flooded, and walked on.

I found an empty study room or something, so I sat down and read through the first book. It's a really neat series, Mahoromatic. The premise is that after fighting off an evil alien invasion, Mahoro, an android warrior, has less than 40 days to live, unless she removes her armorments and leads a civilian life, expanding her lifespan to nearly four=hundred days. So, she becomes the maid for the son of her late inventor, and goes through the usual "robot girl makes mistakes" hijinks. It's all really very light hearted, but at the end of every chapter is a display showing the remaining time for Mahoro, adding a kind of bitter-sweet tinge to the story. I'll admit it, I'm hooked, as you'll see in a bit...

In other news, the Goldmember Saga has drawn to a close. I walked down to Hastings and stood at the help desk (I thought that's what it was, anyway) and waited. And waited. And waited some more. Eventually I realized there was a steady stream of customers, so I just hopped in line. They were none to pleased with the situation, and I expected such. I try my best to be a nice guy when returning things, but a lot of times people just yell and get angry that things aren't exactly the way they wanted them, so I guess I was a welcome change for the clerks. I got $6.48 in store credit, and went off to spend it. I found Mahoromatic volume 4, and the 3rd Chobits DVD, for a little less than usual, which was nice. I was looking for some Mahoromatic DVD's, but the only one they had was the one I got in NJ. I was most disappointed. Oh well. Maybe next time. *Shrugs.*

Okay, 11pm, time for my evening walk / Subway visit. That's enough bloggerating for one night. L8r.

A Break Of Biblical Proportions

Holy. Cow.

It's been more than a week, and an eventful one at that. I'll see what I can remember about it...

It all started the 8th, a Friday. I had planned to get up for my morning computer classes, come back, and leave for the airport at 2 or 3, for a 430 flight. I stayed up 'til 4am setting up my minidisk player, then slept in until 1. THEN in my rush to pack, I left my minidisk player there. Ain't I smart? Yup... I had George Carlin's book to keep me company, and a Game Boy... I am so lost in FFI... But no music meant I was victim to the ambient sounds of the aircraft. Never a good sound. I could write a whole post just about the noises on the flights between Houstin and Philadelphia. Not now, though. I'm tired. Anyway...

Day two: The Bar Mitzvah. It took me about half way through to realize this was the normal Jewish Saturday service, with Dylan's little ceremony thrown in the middle. I suppose the closest Christian analog I can place is like a Baptism. That night, on the other hand, was some all out Jew-balie. Yeah, I like puns, you know that. Anyway, that was the first night in many years that I actually did some funky dancing. You know the kind. The DJ yells out moves for you to copy or whatever and you look like a dumbass waving his arms to the beat vaguely.

My legs were sore for 3 days after that. I missed the ski trip. -_-

The trip was really quite lazy. Oh yeah, I did buy the PS2. I don't know why the AV cables are seperated, but they still work. I'll get a new one somewhere, maybe. It works, though.

Oh yeah, Tuesday I bought a copy of the Incredibles on DVD. If you haven't seen this movie yet, you must. It is one of the greatest animated movies ever, and I am very glad I bought it. I also got the Maharomatic "Spring Special"... Maharomatic is some anime about a robot maid thing, James has been going ballistic about it, so I bought it and checked it out. I was a little disappointed that the "Special" was just one episode that really doesn't relate to the main storyline. I wanted like an hour long thing or something. Whatever. It's rather entertaining. I think I'll get the manga of that, and maybe even the DVD's, if I keep finding them for $15 for 4 episodes. ^_^

Hrmmmm.... The next major event was the tournament. We only got 4 people, so it wasn't too crazy. I drafted a pretty decent RGb Deck, and I say Pretty decent because I managed to wipe the floor with everyone. The only game I lost was one to Melanies deck, and I'm pretty sure it was due to mana flood or screw or something. Nah, she drafted an alright deck, though it was big. I'm sure if she'd just cut it down a little, she would have done much better. Anyway, that was over in a matter of hours, and then we spent the rest of the night watching anime.

It was then that I learned from Matt over AIM that my room had flooded, and all of my commons and uncommons were soaked. X_X We think they can be salvaged, somewhat, but I'm thinking of taking this as a sign that I should give up the cardboard crack in favor of it's online substitute. I'll keep a few decks around, of course, but if my cards end up unsalvageable, I'll see about installing Magic Online and taking up drafting until I build up a semi-decent collection. I'll prolly get a few pre-con's too, and rebuild my ninja deck online.... I wonder if they still have 7th edition drafts out there. Hrmm... Anyway, I'll have to think about that more.

I got in tonite at 10:10, just a few minutes early, no real issues until I got to the room and saw the full extent of the damage. I had been using a box my mom had sent me as a footstool - that was fully melted... You had to see it; it was amazing. Anyway, nearly half my school papers were gone. My CS text book serves as a nice little measure of how high the waters got. It's neat. Okay, I'm rediculously tired now. Gonna sleep....

A few random thoughts:
-I like the word rediculous. A lot. I don't know where it came from, but I say it a lot. It's rediculous.
-I was thinking, what's the last thing Matt and Ben did together? Last thing I can think of is Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, but then I think back to that time that they were Holywood's major pair, or something. I dunno, but after Good Will Hunting, they were like a duo or something. And now, nothing. Hrmm...
-I'm going back to Austin for Easter Weekend. Yay me!

Okay. I'm dead. Night.

The Things You Don't Know

So yesterday I told you that Matt got some milk, right? Well, yesterday, I'm trying to get Matt to lend me his camera so I can show off my nifty beard before I shave it off for the Bar Mitzvah on Saturday. He won't budge, so I throw out my trump card. I open the fridge, pull out the milk, and threaten to finish his precious half-gallon of milk. His reply:

Do you know how I got that milk? A friend gave it to me because he wasn't sure if it was good or not. You can have that milk if you want it.

I check the carton, and sure enough, it expired Feb 20th. x_x It was still good, of course, but my threat lost a lot of weight. Matt started laughing. Jackie started laughing at me over the phone. Even I started laughing. It was funny, I'll admit. I still never got his camera, either.

On to more current events. Last night I went to Hastings as I mentioned. Today - the Manga and Gaming stores. First, I went into Black Dog and picked up 2 volumes of Pita-Ten (cuz it sounded interesting, and I'd heard good reviews) as well as the volume 2 DVD of Chobits. I also was feeling generous, so I spend the last of my money on 3 Magic packs while I was there I opened a Door To Nothingness (I can't tell if that pun is intended or not) and Ink-Eyes out of my Fifth Dawn and Betrayers packs, respectivly.

I also opened a Darksteel pack containing Arcbound Ravager and Skullclamp. Talk about your lucky packs, eh? I didn't really have a use for either of them, being banned in Type two by the end of the month, so I went to the OTHER Magic vendor on University, the one who sucks. I took in the Ravager, and the guy who owns the place has NO idea what things are worth, so he's using an Inquest to judge prices. The Inquest was from before the Raffinity bannings, so the Ravager is a high priced card. Just what I was hoping for. I got 8.25 in credit for that and the Skullclamp, plus a Lodestone Myr for a a grand total of $9 credit. For that, I got 6 rares - Winter Orb, Static Orb, Seismic Assault, Cosmic Larva, and a pair of Prophetic Bolts. ^_^

Okay, that's about all for... WAIT! Kitchen table limited! I must tell you about my brilliant format for multiplayer! Okay, so after the draft, we're gonna shuffle up all the cards of people who are staying later and deal them into random decks, then add 25 basic lands - one of each color. This is basically what my mom did for us when she only owned a few cards. Then we have a free-for-all multiplayer game. Sounds interesting, no? Anyway, after that, rather than leave everyone with a completely random assortment of cards, we do a square draft, as I call it. I'm sure I've read about it somewhere, but basically I'll lay out all the cards randomly, and going in some predetermined order, we'll each pick a card to keep (not for gaming, this is the end of the night kinda stuff, just for fun) BUT only one from the edges. So the cards on the inside of the square, so to speak, are protected by the ones inside. It apparently makes no sense to anyone but me, but I guess that's cuz I suck at explaining things.

Anyway, That's about it so far. Next stop - New Jersey. Sigh. My first time being there without a laptop. x_x. Oh well, I'm sure I'll survive. Wish me luck on the tournament.

Things I Hate; And Some I Don't

Just now I was standing in line at Sam's Market waiting to pay for my quesadilla, and some girl brought up some yogurt, apparently for breakfast. That triggered a memory of mine. I hate yogurt. And I mean I hate it. With a passion. With the burning fire of a thousand suns. I loath yogurt. I have a grudge against it. It is my sworn bacterial enemy. v_v! You wanna know why? Do you? DO YOU? Well I'll tell you. It made me miss a date. Yep. In preschool. For whatever reason, that was the one day out of my preschool career where I got to be in the class with my friend Kathy. I loved her. She was my best friend. My girlfriend even. ^_^ Anyway, so I was looking forward to spending nap time with her. First though, lunch time. So I began to eat my yogurt. It took forever! By the time I finshed, everyone else had left for their naps. All the good spots (the ones by Kathy) were taken. U_U... It has haunted me to this day. And all because of that accursed yogurt. I hates it so. Rawr.

In a related story, I managed to convince myself that an electrical outlet killed my sister, and therefore I hate all their kind. But that my friends, is a story for another day.

Lesse, I did things today that were fun too. I did some pre-trip shopping. I stopped in Hastings and got George Carlin's Napalm and Sillyputty, plus an older Transformers comic - it was only $2!!! Oh, and speaking of deals -

My friend has a PS2 he doesn't want anymore, so he offered to sell me it for $50. I'm thinking 'Score!' As it goes on, he offers instead to trade it to me for some things, namely (the offer I took) the three Austin Powers movie's on DVD. So, while I'm at Hastings, I find them used. They're ~$20. No, not apiece. Total. So yeah, that's getting me a PS2 over Spring Break. Now all I needs is some games. *Sigh* Oh well, at least I can watch my DVD's now. Yay Zim!!!!!

Oh, and one last note before I go poopy. I reached into the fridge to grab a can of coke to eat with my quesadilla. Instead I find myself a bottle of 2% milk. This, for anyone who doesn't know, is my absolute favorite. I had two glasses before I decided to stop. After all, it does have to last until Friday. *Nods.* Okay, potty time. catch you guys later.

Anything For You

I have this song on my mini-disc player: "Anything For You" by Evanescence. I like the music. I love their sound, as a band. Some of their lyrics are a bit on the off side, though. Take a look at these:

I'd give anything to give me to you
Can you forget the world that you thought you knew
If you want me,
Come and find me
Nothing's stopping you so please release me

I'll believe
All your lies
Just pretend you love me
Make believe
Close your eyes
I'll be anything for you

Nothing left to make me feel anymore
There's only you and everyday I need more
If you want me
Come and find me
I'll do anything you say just tell me

I'll believe
All your lies
Just pretend you love me
Make believe
Close your eyes
I'll be anything for you

I'll believe
All your lies
Just pretend you love me
Make believe
Close your eyes
I'll be anything for you

Anything for you
I'll become your earth and sky
Forever never die
I'll be everything you need

I'll believe
All your lies
Just pretend you love me
Make believe
Close your eyes
I'll be anything for you

Isn't that kinda depressing? She's so desperate for this guy that she's willing to believe lies of love. I remember realizing that and figuring out that I don't want that for me. It wasn't till I heard it again just today that I realized I'd been looking at it from the wrong angle. Not about not wanting that kinda relationship. I don't wanna be in that relationship. But I was thinking of it as "I don't want someone to lie to me about their love for me." However, the song applies to me in just the opposite way. A lot of my recent issues in relationships stems from me lying to girls about my love. My heart lies with Jackie, and I need to keep that straight and not lie to other girls. I'm sorry. *Shrugs*

This got preachy really fast. And mopey. I dunno. I like the song, I guess. Just don't want to lie to girls about my love. So... I think I lost the point. Oh well.

WTF's A Caucasia?

Apparently, Caucasia is a real place. Who knew? Anyway, I don't like being referred to as Caucasian. I've known black people to resist the term African, because they aren't from Africa, they're native born American (or English, or what have you. I personally resist using the term African-American because then I'm stuck on what to call the same kind of person when they're from somewhere other than America. I prefer to stick with the term black, until I learn their name, at which point, I'll their name, obviously. *Shrugs*

I'm not a racist. I'm really not. I see everyone as being just another guy. I'm naturally shy around all people, so if I shy away from you in the halls, its what I always do. I really do like the Internet for the following reason: no one knows what you look like on the other end unless you want them to. By the time you do get a picture, you should have gotten the idea about what your friend is like as a person. That's how I like to judge a person. Beyond that, a person's looks are purely icing of the cake.

The point of that inane rambling is that I see someone's skin color as an identifyer, the same way I'd say that one person is taller than another person, or has different color hair. It just so happens that, at least to my eyes, a person's skin color stands out more than any other feature, especially reguarding two people of starkly contrasting colors. If I'm looking at two people from across the room, one black and one white, and I'm trying to point one out to the guy next to me, I'll say "Oh, he's the white/black guy at the other end of the room." I try to not let such things affect my actual perceptions of people, of course, and I'd like to think I'm pretty successful at it. Maybe if everyone just wore a sign with a color, a letter, a number, and a shape, each unique to them, completely random (maybe the shape would be a surname or something.) That way, if you needed to identify someone from across the room, you'd merely point out "The Blue Guy," or "Green A32 Square over there."

In any case, let it be known. I have never been to Caucasia. I do not plan on visiting Caucasia. I am not Caucasian. I am white. Better yet, I am Greg. Call me that. Nice to meet you. Bye.

Rounders

I'm watching Rounders. I dunno why. I was flipping and caught the beginning of it at 1, so I thought, eh, why not. It's got Matt Damon, Ed Norton, and Poker. How can you go wrong, right? I still say I've never seen Norton in a movie I didn't like him in. Death to Smoochie, Fight Club, the Italian Job... In China PJ and I turned on Primal Fear, the first movie with Edward Norton. We'd never seen it before, so yeah, we watch it. A-Freaking-Mazing. The man has a fucking gift. He's my favorite actor, seriously. For serious.

I checked through my email yesterday. I have a 4:15 flight into Austin, and I don't know why. Thus, another check through the archives is needed. I LOVE Gmail. It saved my ass. My flight details:

Flight: from LUBBOCK TX to HOUSTON BUSH INTL

Day and Date: Fri, 3/11/05
Flight: CO*2822
*Operated by EXPRESSJET AIRLINES INC doing business as CONTINENTAL
EXPRESS
Class: Y
Depart: LUBBOCK TX, 4:25PM
Arrive: HOUSTON BUSH INTL, 5:59PM
Equipment: ERJ-145
Meal:
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Flight: from HOUSTON BUSH INTL to PHILADELPHIA

Day and Date: Fri, 3/11/05
Flight: CO 1602
Class: B
Depart: HOUSTON BUSH INTL, 6:48PM
Arrive: PHILADELPHIA, 11:00PM
Equipment: 737-800
Meal: Snack

Yay! I get a Snack! ^_^ Hmmmm. I'm glad I have this all set up. Okay... A week in New Jersey. That will be awesome. There's a Bar Mitzvah on Saturday, and a Magic PT Qualifier for a Tour Event I can't really attend, but really I know I'm not gonna get that far anyway. I'm still wondering about going at all. I don't wanna go at all. I would feel so lame. But my step brother won't go, and I don't really know anyone else in the area. Maybe one guy I can drag along, maybe. I dunno. I'm gonna try and run a booster draft outta my step-mom's house the 18th or 19th, so that should be cool. Make a little profit, I dunno. I prolly will just spend the money on more Magic cards. The circle goes on. Whee.

I made a couple of decks over the past week. One White/Blue Isochron Scepter control. Holy Day on a stick is almost always a lock. Otherwise I put a Counterspell on or even better, Memory Lapse, then stabilize the board and send out the Exalted Angel. It's pretty sub par, but if you wanna see the list, I have it written up here.

Meanwhile, Matt berated me for not making creature decks. Most of my decks are annoying combo decks. Or at least, annoying to play against. Fun to play in. You see, the way the game works, at any given point in a match, theres an aggro player and a control player. One player is putting out the theats, the other player has to answer them. That's how it works in two player games, at least. And I like being the player with the answers, because eventually, the aggro player runs outta cards, threat or otherwise. I also like drawing cards as much as possible. So, when they're spent, I got a hand full of cards for them to deal with. It's fun as shit. But everyone gets pissed. Anyway, I like being the guy in control. And my decks reflect that. Look at the last deck I mentioned. You put you're counterspell on a stick, you can play it every turn. It's stuff like that I enjoy. But it gets my opponant's pissed. I either end up not drawing the cards I need and I get overran, or I do get the cards I need to shut my opponant out of the game. It's worse in multiplayer. My idea of a multiplayer deck is a 3-card combo that wins in one turn. I love my Last Laugh deck is great. It's fun, its consistant, its explosive. The more players, the more damage it does when it goes off. But when it goes off, eveyone else feels helpless.

The point of this rambling, Matt asked me to make a creature deck. Not some weird combo deck that makes an unblockable deck huge creature, not an engine that pumps out as many little Squirrel Tokens as I need. A deck that plays creature cards, turns them sideways, and hopes they win in combat. It's tough for me. My decks are designed by starting with a core and supporting it. I pick 3-5 cards that will be the ones I want to draw, use them as four of's, decide how much land they'll need, and fill in the rest with support cards. A creature deck, though, has no core. It doesn't have a designated structure to build around. It's a mess of creatures. So I truged on. And there in is the other half of my delemma. My play group (Matt, his brother, whatever other guys happen to be wandering around) they don't even have a collection as big as mine, which is, while big to the layman's eyes, appears to me to be slim pickings. I need to draft more. I need to find money to draft, and a place to draft. But that's another story. Anyway, I'm big stack at the table. I'm the "rich kid" who's got the rares that can't be beat. I try to tell them, nah, the rare's don't make the deck, that it's all about fundamentals. I feel like such a bastard, because I HAVE the rares, and in a lot of cases, they do make the deck. It's what makes them rares, a lot of the times. Anyway. I made it, its a three color Fire's of a sort. Flametongue Kavu's and Spiritmongers always went together in my mind.

Sigh. I'm random. I need to shave.

This movie's been having the shortest commercial breaks. I swear. They give one break between each segment. It's weird. Oh, this one had 2. Whoopie. Okay, I gotta see how Matt wins back his money from the Russian. Night.

Close the Blast Doors!!!

OPEN THE BLAST DOORS! OPEN THE BLAST DOORS!

I'm watching Episode IV now. I haven't seen this in so long. Episode 3 comes out in May. I hope it's good.

I've been thinking a lot about that chick. Btw, her name's Steph, and she's from New Jersey, and so yeah, back before all this happened, I though, 'Hmm, maybe we could get together and chill or something.' I dunno, I still wanna, but I prolly couldn't trust myself to keep my hands off her and such. Sigh... But I'm not leaving Jackie over her. I love Jackie. With all my heart. And I love my boyfriend, TaVan. Yes, that's his real name. Ain't it sexy? I love him very much. He makes me horny in my pants. And say things like that. o_o *Embarrassed.* Ah, fuck it. Im a very loving person, and I suppose I don't care who knows it. ^_^ Love you Tavvy! and you too Jackie!!!

Ares Bug?

I have a friend trying to tell me that there's a fatal bug with Ares, something that will crash my computer. Not that I don't trust her, but I don't trust her source. She says her friends GRANDMOTHER encountered the bug. Grandmothers aren't the most reliable computer users in my experience, so I'm looking for more evidence to corroberate her report. Anyone know anything?

I'm Too Damn Sexy

My ex is all depressed because I won't go out with her. I feel really bad about it, too, because she's a great friend, especially when you consider all my old jackassery. I used to be a cyber-player. I'm evil. But yeah, she let me stay as her friend, after some time, and I really appriciate that. Now though, she wants to be more than friends. A lot more. Despite the fact that I'm with Jackie. It kills me, but I can't get her to understand that as much as I care about her, I can't be her boyfriend as long as I'm with Jackie, and I want to be with Jackie for a long, long time. Sigh. I don't want to lose her as a friend. She won't have me as anything less than a lover though. What do I do? o_o?

Wascally Tewwowist

Five years ago I had a shot at capturing Usama bin Ladin. Five years ago I let him slip through my fingers. I have regretted it ever since.

My friend and I were riding the bus home, talking as usual, and he tells me about Usama bin Ladin. This is in '99 or 2000, mind you, before every American was familiar with the map of the middle east, when the towers still stood, when September 11th was no different from March 8th. I had never heard about him back then, so I asked. It turns out, he was a six-and-a-half-foot-tall Arabian on a dialasis machine. How hard could he be to find? And the best part - $2,000,000,000 reward. That's right, a two billion dollar reward. Man, what was I thinking. Save the free world, AND get oodles of cash. Technically, I woulda had to split it with my friend, but that's still a clean one billion dollar reward.

I've often thought about what I would do with a considerable sum of money. Despite the temptation to blow it all on something stupid, I'd save a bunch of it. I'm 20. I plan to live to be 100. Let's say $200,000 a year to make me happy. That's a 16 million dollar chunk stashed away. $984 million to go. Hrmm... I think that's MORE than enough to supply me forever. I'd have a big house, prolly in the hills of Austin, actually, because I like the climate, and the proximity to the tech center. Plus, my family lives there. Hmm.. I'd also want a private jet. I'd learn how to fly it, of course. Cruise Liner, also. Some people get yachts; I want the Titanic. I'd need to fill out my Transformers collection. I'm basically working with unlimited funds, it seems, so I've stopped worrying. I'd get a big screen TV set up, and not one that would break. In fact, I'd probably have my whole house wired up so that everything was computerized. That's always a fun thing to do. I dunno, I think that'd do it. A T3 line to my house. A huge movie liner. I'd prolly donate a bunch to charity. I'd have enough money to give money to whoever I felt like. I'd prolly be nice to a buncha friends, but not overly generous, and I'd donate a lot to different world governments I like. I'd be a philanthropist. Prolly invest a good deal in businesses. There, that seem's like a good amount. I've spent a billion dollars.

Trouble is, the amount was a bit wrong. I found this site listing his figures and such. It seems I'd only get $27 million, and even then only if I got him alone. Hrmm... I'm too lazy to redo all my wants and such. I'd prolly have to keep working anyway, though. *Sigh* You win this time, bin Ladin. This time...

Also, The Rock was on the Daily Show, and among other things, they mentioned the Doom movie. I was excited about it, until I remembered that old issue of Penny Arcade. I hope they're wrong. They'd better have Mars Hell Demons or else...

STUPID COMPUTER!!!!

My computer's power supply died today. May it rest in peace. That poor gerbil has spun his last little wheel. u_u Many thanks to Matt for having a spare power supply for me, at least, so I'm able to hobble along for the most part. No more leaving the beast on 24/7. That's what caused this. Its case is open. It apparently didn't have ANY cooling aside from a tiny heatsink on the CPU, and then power fan. SIgh. Top it off with my buggy, retarded moniter, the one I need to hit to make it work, along with a pair of dumb USB ports, I've got a pretty ghetto computer set up. And its NOISY! x_x

In other news, when the break down when off, I was going off on a little link I found at HomestarRunner.com. Apparently, This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base. I find the claim a little hard to believe, having been to 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base. I will, however make a list of things that may be better than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base. Here goes:

-4th Base. Also, any other things that are of a sexual nature beyond 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base.
-Some Number of Tacos. Tacos, as I stated earlier, are pure Good. It would only be a matter of time and tacos before their becomes greater than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base.
-Matt claims that The Awesome and The Game (two things I will not attempt to identify further) are greater than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base.

I'll leave the list open for new entries as I recieve them.

OMG! They Killed The First Amendment!

You Bastards! Scary. Even scarier when you think about all the terrible fates befalling people in my stories. If a story about zombies overrunning a high school is a terrorist threat, what about a story of zombies overrunning New Orleans (my as yet unpublished third Detective Greg story)? Or squirrels devouring a man whole (the first one)? Or a peaceful revolution of a native alien population from a US colony (I have that one stored away somewhere)? Or a band of survivors after a massive biological attack by an evil supercomputer (I've kept that one mostly under wraps)? Or two young innocent people in a series of adventures onboard an interstellar cruise ship (now I'm just giving them away)?

Wow. I'm some sort of felon, I'm sure. I'm also sure I've got a huge writing backlog. I'm prolly wasting all my writing talent in this blog, too. Oh well, I'm sure someone out there would try to tell me it's not a waste. ^_^

Oooh God I'm Evil!

I'm being evil lately and not letting Jackie call me, sighting my anti-phone-ness-thingy (I don't like telephones much) and my own personal evilness. I then sought to prove it, by doing the evilist things I could. Now, I am not really evil. Anyone who knows me would tell you I may be egotistical, a jerk, an idiot, an ass, or an aggressive kisser (that last one may or may not be bad). But you must all agree that I am not EVIL. So, with that in mind, what follows is OBVIOUSLY fiction (and edited for my protection.) (Wow, I like parenthasis.)

Effervescence 34: greggy evil, i know
Jackie: you are!!!!!!!!!!!!
Effervescence 34: *kills 3 kittens
Effervescence 34: *...by beating them to death with a puppy
Jackie: O.O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Effervescence 34: o_o
Jackie:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo
Jackie:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOOOOooOOOoOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Those O's were hard to format. ._.)

Jackie: YOU CANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Jackie: -cries-
Jackie: -hides in her bed-
Jackie: nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Effervescence 34: hrmm
Jackie: NOOOOOOOO
Jackie: I said no three times... ITS RAPE!~
Effervescence 34: *wraps it all up in a christmas present and gives it to a 4 year old boy
Effervescence 34: ^_^
Effervescence 34: THAT is evil
Jackie: -turns chibi and hides under her covers and cries-

(Chibi-Jackie is cute!!! ^_^)

Effervescence 34: -"hey, billy, remember all those pets you always wanted?"
-"da kitties and da puppy?"
-"Yup, well.... MERRY CHRISTMAS!"
Effervescence 34: *eats a kitty in front of the boy
Effervescence 34: muwahaha
Jackie: -cries-
Jackie: nooooooooooooooooooooo
Jackie: YOU KILLED THEM!!!!!!!!!
Effervescence 34: well
Jackie: YOUREEEEEEEE EBIL!!!!
Effervescence 34: they all had cancer
Effervescence 34: (because i locked them in a cage with a cell phone)
Effervescence 34: but still
Jackie: NO THEY DIDNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jackie: YOU KILLED THEMMM!
Effervescence 34: well, in my defence, it hurt me a lot more than it hurt them
Effervescence 34: wait, no they all died.
Effervescence 34: reverse that
Jackie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOo
Jackie: -cries more-
Effervescence 34: it hurt them a LOT more than it hurt me
Jackie: -shakes violently and bawls- YOU'RE EVIL!
Effervescence 34: duuuh

Okay, enough of that. Also, in my FIFTH post in this 24 hour period, I've had the coolest song stuck in my head. It's great:

Sponge - Plowed

Will I wake up some dream I made up
No I guess it's reality
What will change us or will we mess up
Our only chance to connect with a dream

Say a prayer for me (X3)
I'm buried by the sound
Of a world of human wreckage
In a world of human wreckage (X2)
Where I'm lost and I'm found
And I can't touch the ground
I'm plowed into the sound

To see wide open with a head that's broken
Hang a life on a tragedy
Plow me under the ground that covers the message that is the seed

Say a prayer for me (X3)
I'm buried by the sound
Of a world of human wreckage
In a world of human wreckage (X2)
Where I'm lost and I'm found and I can't touch the ground
I'm plowed into the sound

Will I wake up some dream I made up
No I guess it's reality

EDIT - By the way, it was decided that creation of a taco is on the opposite end of the spectrum, but one taco was not enough to cancel out the kittens being beaten with a puppy. Further research will be need. ?_?)

I Took Screenshots!

My screenshots are amazing. First look, I've conquered the Applegeeks RSS feed! So w00t me!



Next, I have a lot of music:



That's right, that's over THIRTEEN THOUSAND music files. Nearly 40Gigs. I am the best. Oh, and of course, my customary desktop presentation.


AGH! Photobucket resized me! Bastards!

It's prolly still not as hawt as the one Matt's running, but I like the way the two cuties are peeking out over all my windows and stuff. It's cute. ^_^ Okay, that's like four posts in one day. Sorry to keep bugging you. Shrugs. Night night.

Look What My Boyfriend Said!

He wanted me to show you this stuff.

Effervescence 34: *tackles you
Effervescence 34: im horny and i want a man to fuck
Effervescence 34: please?
Red ish DIVA: :( I am about to go to bed, and my mother will force me because I'm all drugged up right now.
Red ish DIVA: I promise tomorrow~! Hot and Sweaty man-sex.
Effervescence 34: yay
Effervescence 34: i love you
Effervescence 34: *kisses
Red ish DIVA: ^.^ I know

He's so cute, huh?

Um... yeah, that's about it. I'm his little bitch, so when he says jump, I ask how high. x_x. Oh well. Nighty night guys and girls.

Something Different

I was gonna put up a whiney stupid post about how much of a loser I am, but you know what? Whining about it isn't gonna do anything. I know I'm a loser, and it's totally my fault, meaning its totally within my reach to fix. I cheered myself up. Go me! No more fishing for compliments! ^_^

I had another thing I wanted to show y'all. Oh yeah:

SomeOne: How can XXX break up with XXX? She's wondering... And she needs an opinion on it
Effervescence 34: my reccomendation? exploding mole in his locker. He'll never see it coming. ^_^

Some names have been changed to protect the stupid (me).

I love being random.

Potatoe!

Holy Crap

Wow. They killed affinity. About damn time. Meanwhile, I'm gonna rebuild my old Psychatog deck, and possibly my old Wild Research Madness deck, with a few minor tweaks to that.

Okay, just a short one tonite. The Banned/Restricted list was kinda cool, I thought. That, and I like how the Portal cards are gonna be made legal in Legacy and Vintage. Go that. \0/