30.9.06

I Have A Mew

Okay, been about week, so I'll post. I've actually got a bit to talk about tonight. Firstly and formost, I'm in New Jersey right now. At my dad's shore house, to be specific, using my neighbor's wireless network. It's kinda tenuous at the moment, as there's only one spot where it'll work. I'm not gonna leave it on 24/7, at least to start, because I want to take it back downstairs and use it as a jukebox for me to sleep to, like I do at home. But I'll prolly bring it back up here more often than I really should, so I'll be on for all you people who really miss me. (I'm sure there's at least one of you out there.)

So why am I in New Jersey? Because of my heart. I left my heart in San Fransisco... Wait no. I've got an appointment with my Pediatric Cardiologist in Philly, and so here I am. Usually I schedule these things for the middle of the Summer, when I'm visiting my Dad, but this is the first year I got to schedule it myself, so, of course, I left it till too late, and this was the earliest appointment they could get me when I asked back in May. X_X

Oh well, a week off from school, right? YAY!... 'Cept, I still have a few assignments to get done before I get back. Nothing I can't handle, of course. An essay on how the media being run as a business affects the public in America, for instance, which'll probably end up on here when I'm done with it. Also, a couple papers discussing the literary values from short stories for English, and I've gotta get farther into my story for Screenwriting.... Sigh, tis hard, and really, not much fun to talk about. I'd rather be doing them than telling you about them, so, moving on...

What else is there to do while I'm here? It's the beach, yes, but its also October, so fuck that. Well, here, take a look at what all I did today. After getting in at 11:30 last night, I made it to the house with Dad at around 2, and quickly set up for sleep. I woke up for nine, though, and the true adventure began. After a quick shower and getting dressed (THERE'S NO HEAT IN THIS HOUSE!!!!), I started to hunt around for a wireless connection to check up everyone and get logistics for today setup. I'd had a general plan that I wanted things done today, I just had to get the specifics down first and, as usual, I'd waited till the last minute. I got online eventually, by 10, and started making plans. And Maps. One thing about making plans in an area you aren't entirely familiar with: bring a map with you. It will help immensely.

Ah, but all this planning, what for? Why, you saw the title, guys. I was getting me a Mew, of course. Yes, the Legendary Pokemon Mew. As part of a promo for the newest Straight-To-DVD Pokemon Movie, Toys-R-Us stores across the country were given game boy games filled with Mews to trade to customers. And I wanted me some of that. Mmmm.... the sweet smell of the legit Mew.

While in line with my friends, we debated the philosophy of Pokemon collecion. My friend raised a good point: there's nothing waiting in the line got you that you couldn't rig up with a Game Shark. But, I countered, even if the Game Boy game didn't know, I would have known, and that made a difference to me. Besides, who is he to play God with these creatures, and summon them forth at will? Hmmph. So, I officially have a Mew now. Originally he was owned by a trainer named "Mystry", either after the "Mysterious Dungeon" series, or the movie, "Lucario and the Mystery of Mew." All the reference materials for the give-away (trade) listed him as "The Mysterious Mew" in big bold font and capitol letters. I find the Mystry name puzzling, because I got it from a trainer named Red, being the employ at Toys R Us (she thought it was funny that I'd nicknamed my Magikarp for trade "NOT MEW"), but still, it's cool. Nice and healthy, too. Here are it's level 10 stats.

H P: 42
ATK: 28
DEF: 26
SAT: 27
SDF: 26
SPD: 23
I've actually decided to get semi-serious about training up a battling team, ever since I met the other guy in Japanese class who plays too, and wants to battle me during the breaks. Here's an idea of what I'm gonna go for:
Magneton: Thunderwave, Thunder, Rain Dance, Substitute
Groudon: Flamethrower, Solarbeam, Earthquake, Overheat
Vaporeon: Surf, Ice Beam, Bite, Haze
Snorlax: Rest, Sleeptalk, Earthquake, Hyperbeam
Skarmory: Spikes, Roar, Drill Peck, Steel Wing
Mewtwo: Psychic, Recover, Ice Beam, Shadow Ball
That Mewtwo may be Mew, depending on how his stats turn out when he reaches Mewtwo's level. Also, these are all preliminary lists, but I'm confident that I can arrange them all right, without any major breeding (exception: Skarmory needs to be bred with Drill Peck). That said... I like it.

It's rough, though. I know just enough about Pokemon teams to be dangerous to myself. It's like how I was in Magic. I know enough tech to be the best in my play group, but I'm still a random n00b to the really good players, leaving me with pretty much no one to play with. I dunno, the guy in Japanese class (Joshua) seems pretty on the ball about it, so maybe I'll end up starting a battle group with him or something.

The next generation of Pokemon game is Wi-Fi Internet enabled for battling and trading. I'm trying to decide how that will work out. I think that Nintendo COULD offer a semi-pro tournament series of sorts, with the winners getting Surfing Pikachus, Shiney pokemon, or Legendary pokemon or something. The problem as I forsee it, as Derek pointed out, is Game Sharks. If anyone can just will into being a degenerate team of do-everything 00bers, then the competitions will simply devolve into "who is luckiest of the Sharkers?" No one wants that. I can see possibly a series of tests, with a shifting metagame as Nintendo dictates it: A season of Multibattles, or the best team of Water types or something, with legends being disallowed. (Most people do this already: The only reason I put them in my team is because Josh and I are okay, since we both know we aren't being artificially degenerate to each other.) But yeah, along with a high potential for artifially created Pokemons dominating any possible international tournament scene, I can see a future of Pokemon being sold on ebay for trade.
For sale: Lot of seven (7) female Eevees. One for each evolved form. Evolve as you will, breed to your heart's content. Reserve set at $35.
There is one last comment I had about my Mew. I can't nickname him, because I got him in a trade. These are the rules, theoretically to preserve the "special" name that Pokemon's first owner gave him. Okay, I understand that rule. But on another note, the Legendary Pokemon shouldn't be able to be nicknamed. Think about it. Let's look at Mewtwo, for instance. He's a unique Poke`mon, the only one of his kind. He was named Mewtwo because he was a clone of the original Mew. So... That is his species, but it is also his name. You wouldn't say "I caught a Mewtwo." You'd say "I caught the Mewtwo," or more appropriately, just "I caught Mewtwo." That is his nickname, so to speak. The closest real world equivilant I can think of here is gods and godesses. See, a lot of the unique Pokemon are like gods to the people living in that world. So imagine if, for whatever reason, people had the ability to capture spirits or whatever and use them in competition. And it was possible to capture and train the essense of Zeus, say. But there is just one Zeus. (Shut your pie hole, Jupiter.) You can't capture a Zeus. You capture the Zeus. You can't say, "I caught Zeus up on Mount Olympus, then nicknamed him Lightning." See my point?

Mmmm... Sacrelicious. I'm tired now, going to sleep in this freezing house. Later on I'll publish my thoughts on the new Magic set Time Spiral. In the mean time, aside from sleep, homework, and doctors visits, I've got to see a man about some Poke... mans.

24.9.06

*Cue Creepy Music*

The narrator seems really emotionally invested in this, a sure sign of bias, but, to paraphrase an episode of House I can't seem to find the quote from right now, "When there's an injustice going on, the right course of action is not to be sitting around calmly discussing it. The right course of action is to be screaming about it at the top of your lungs." I'm not a screamer myself, so I'll let this guy do it for me.

So last night was Time Spiral. Set is crazy, yo. Up two three rares in a pack, if you're lucky (One regular rare, one "Timeshifted" reprint card replacing a common., and then a foil that replaces another, if you're lucky enough to get a foil. And the set is strong. Rediculously so. I'm in love. I'm gonna start building a type two deck over my vacation, I think. Maybe not completely, cuz I don't know where all my cards are. Maybe I should start now, actually.... hrmm.

But yeah, if you have the opportunity, play Time Spiral. It is the best Magic set in a good long while.

14.9.06

Full Of Hot Air

Two little things that came up in my mind today, that I wanted to share. First off, I need a plushy Snorlax. It would rock.

And the other thing: has anyone ever called Paris Hilton and her ilk "Heir Heads?" (Note: it doesn't show up well in text, but the word "heir" is pronounced "air".) It seems like a good fit for them. If no one else has claimed it before, I do now. Anyone calling someone an Heir Head owes me a penny.

One last thing before I go. The little guy to the right is named Pochama. He's gonna be the water-type starter for the next version Pokemon games. He is a penguin. The fire type is a monkey, and the grass-type is a cute lil' turtle, but I've gotta go with the penguin for my Pokemon beatings of choice. If I get enough spaces in the game, I'm nicknaming him Chilly-Willy. Water, Ice, and Flying moves all at once? All he needs is Thunderbolt and he's my favorite Pokemon ever.

Gotta catch em all, eh?

13.9.06

Big Yellow Taste

While working last night I came across some interesting thoughts. I will share them for you now.

First off, I saw a box of Corn Pops cereal that read
BIG YELLOW TASTE
SWEET PUFFED CRUNCH
What does yellow even TASTE like? I mean, I know I have a smelling disablity, but a yellow taste seems like something I would have heard about somewhere else. Also, how can a taste be big? Or maybe they're referring to the color, but I doubt YELLOW can be big. The mind boggles.

Moving on, one of my favorite stops while cleaning up the store is the Superheroes Aisle (I'm gonna miss that part of the night... or not x_x). It's got all the Transformers figures, which is cool when they restock the shelves with new stuff, but that only happens like once every month or two, and the rest of the time it's just boring night after night. But I digress. I was near the Spider-Man toys when I noticed that we had two figures that were NEARLY identical, but not quite. One had 33 points for articulation, the other had 28. Also, the coloration was slightly off. I had to check it out. My inner geek-child commanded me.

It turned out that the 28-point figure was Classic Spider-Man, the web-slinger we all know and love. 33-point Spidey was the House Of M varient. For those of you who may not know, House Of M was a Mini-series of sorts throughout the entire Marvel Universe. In it, The Scarlet Witch, a powerful mutant with reality-altering powers, changes the world so that Mutants, not Humans, are the dominant species. The effects of the change were felt in all branches of the Marvel Universe, from the X-Men to DareDevil and The Fantastic Four to, of course, Spider-Man. In the new world, Peter Parker retains his radioactive spider-powers, as well as his Human status, which now puts him in the minority, and discriminated against. Luckily, Spider-Man's powers are odd enough that he can pass for a Mutant. Still, I ended up fantasizing about the climactic moment where Magneto senses the metal in Spidey's web-shooters, exposing him for the fraud he is. Of course, I never read the book, so I don't know how it all turned out. Just me being fan-boyish.

On a related note, try pronouncing Spider-Man as though it were a Jewish last name, like Goldman or something. I've been spelling it Speiderman, actually. It sounds funny.

The House of M story arc was (and still is, really) followed by the Marvel Civil War event. My mind wandered here after pondering Spiderman as a Mutant. The Civil War is a clash between superheroes over the newly passed Superhero Registration Act. Think the Mutant Registration act they talked about in the X-Men movies, only bigger, applying to all superpowered vigilantes or what have you. The civil war is between those who agree with the law, including Iron Man and Spider-Man, and those who disagree, lead by Captain America.

So, this all leads to my prediction. The Civil War event will be the basis for a Spider-Man / X-Men Crossover Motion Picture. In order for this to happen, several events must first occur.

1. The X-Men movies must recover. X-Men #4 will show the rebirth of Prof. Xavier, as hinted at the end of the picture, and Magneto's powers regained in full. The actual story of the movie is irrelevant, so long as it is popular. Possibly, a movie adaptation of the House of M arc (where Rogue could get her powers back), though something with Apocalypse or any other number of story lines I don't know about are fine, too. The main point is that there needs to be an X-Men 4 for the crossover idea to fly, and I think that Magneto should arise as a strong opponent to the Superhero registration act, seeing it as another form of the Mutant law. I'd really like to see the interaction between Charles and Eric there.

2. Spider-Man #3 succeeds enough for a fourth to be made. The plot for Spidey 3 is pretty much set, and it doesn't mesh well with the Mega Crossover event I've got in mind. So, I need a Spidey 4 to set up the Civil war.

3. Spider-Man #4 (or maybe even some point in 3) needs to introduce the Avengers. Captain America and Iron Man, mainly, and two or three others. The story would focus on Spider-Man's inclusion into the league of elite superheroes, and set up the character relationships in the movie. He can have a "falling out" at the end of Spidey Four, I just want the characters to work together.

I'm sure there are more requirements, and I'm equally sure that this is all a pipe dream of mine that will never come to be. Ah well, que sera, sera.

One final note on that subject before I leave for work. I considered how Superman would react to the Superhero registration act. See, the thing about Superman I just got is this: To the general public, he has no secret identity. He's not a masked crime fighter who lives as a normal man. He's just Superman. He goes around looking for trouble.
Superhero Registration Form 327a
Codename: Superman
Real Name: Kal-El

Powers (check all that apply):
x Flight
x Speed
x Agility
Teleportation
x Strength
x Invulnerability
Transformation
x Laser/heat powers
x Ice/cold powers
Water powers
Electric/Magnetic powers
Technologic Enhancements
x Healing
x Breathing underwater
x X-Ray vision
x Other super senses
Telepathy/Telekenesis/Other psychic powers
x Other(please specify): I can fly around the world and make time go backwards

Birthplace: Krypton

Current Residence: Fortress of Solitude, North Pole
Or something like that. The list was a last minute introduction, with the real purpose of the form being that Superman's "True" identity is already known, so he would laugh at the idea of superhero registration, even while living life as Clark Kent.

Okay, I think I'm done for now. Later folks.

11.9.06

In Memoriam.

Internet friend (okay, some guy whos blog I read) posted his feelings about the anniversary. I'd love to agree with the sentiment, but you know my argumentative nature, and I really got on a roll. Give his post a read. Then, you can find my comment(s) down below pretty easy, they're hard to miss.

10.9.06

What's In A Name

I found this quiz, decided I liked the results. I'll let you guys decide how accurate you think they are.

G- You never let people tell you what to do.
R- Fuckin Crazy
E- Damn good kisser.
G- You never let people tell you what to do.
O- You are one of the best in bed.
R- Fuckin Crazy
Y- Freak in bed.

L- You live to have fun.
E- Damn good kisser.
V- You are not judgemental.
I- You have a fine ass
N- one of the best damn bf/gf ne one could ask for.
E- Damn good kisser.

KEY:
A- you like to drink.
B- You like people.
C- You're wild and crazy.
D- You have one of the best personalities ever.
E- Damn good kisser.
F- Ppl adore you.
G- You never let people tell you what to do.
H- You have a very good personality and looks.
I- You have a fine ass
J- Everyone loves you.
K- You are really silly.
L- You live to have fun.
M- one to have fun. one of the best damn bf/gf ne one could ask
N- one of the best damn bf/gf ne one could ask for.
O- You are one of the best in bed.
P- You are popular with all types of people.
Q- You are a hypocrite.
R- Fuckin Crazy
S- Easy to fall in love with.
T- You're loyal to those you love.but to those you dont, your a bitch.
U- You really like to chill.
V- You are not judgemental.
W- You are very broad minded.
X- You never let people tell you what to do.
Y- Freak in bed.
Z-Always ready.

I'm sure you'll all find some points to take issue with.