18.1.09

Christianity Makes No Sense

I love playing Devil's Advocate. Even when my 'Devil' turns out to be God Himself.

Warning, a lot of this makes no sense, but I found it amusing none-the-less.
(07:00:50 PM) Mider: were to find a muslim
(07:00:53 PM) Mider: i wihs i could find a muslim wife
(07:01:32 PM) effervescence: why?
(07:01:38 PM) effervescence: would you convert to islam?
(07:01:47 PM) Mider: nope
(07:01:54 PM) Mider: cause they arent disrespectful like american women
(07:02:22 PM) effervescence: but a good muslim woman would only want to marry a good muslim man
(07:02:35 PM) Mider: why
(07:02:37 PM) Mider: supposidly
(07:02:42 PM) Mider: muslims are suppose to love jews and christians
(07:02:46 PM) effervescence: because you're an infidel
(07:03:09 PM) Mider: nope
(07:03:14 PM) Mider: they have to love christians and jews
(07:03:34 PM) effervescence: yeah, but not in a husband/wife sort of love
(07:03:44 PM) Mider: dude
(07:03:46 PM) Mider: im not interested
(07:03:47 PM) effervescence: its in the same way that all christians are told to love their neighbors
(07:03:48 PM) Mider: in some bossy bitch
(07:03:50 PM) Mider: im sorry
(07:03:54 PM) Mider: this is the land of the free and all that
(07:03:56 PM) effervescence: i understand
(07:03:57 PM) Mider: but im not interseted
(07:04:05 PM) Mider: yes you understand but not really
(07:04:11 PM) Mider: cause understanding aint gonna get me a women like that
(07:04:25 PM) effervescence: well i dunno
(07:05:19 PM) effervescence: i think theres a difference between showing respect out of love and showing total obedience out of blind faith
(07:05:28 PM) Mider: what are you talking about?
(07:05:33 PM) Mider: you believe in a God who killed davids son for no reason
(07:05:41 PM) effervescence: no i dont
(07:05:45 PM) Mider: and who killed alot of male infants just for the fact that they were infnants
(07:06:21 PM) effervescence: i prefer to think of that as a grey area of my faith
(07:06:28 PM) Mider: right
(07:06:31 PM) Mider: well
(07:06:35 PM) Mider: i prefer to believe in the entire bible
(07:06:36 PM) Mider: or none of it
(07:07:29 PM) effervescence: but you're okay marrying a woman who not only believes Jesus wasn't the son of God, but in fact believes you are doomed to eternal punishment because you do? i find it hard to believe that woman could respect you
(07:07:45 PM) Mider: she's a muslim
(07:07:47 PM) Mider: she has to respect her husband
(07:07:55 PM) Mider: eternal damnation?
(07:07:56 PM) Mider: dude
(07:07:57 PM) effervescence: she has to respect all muslim men
(07:08:00 PM) Mider: i dont know if God is real ok?
(07:08:26 PM) effervescence: so then you don't know if you believe all of the bible?
(07:08:39 PM) effervescence: the point is that SHE DOES
(07:08:49 PM) Mider: i dont care what she does or doesnt
(07:08:50 PM) effervescence: Quran, not bible, but the point stands
(07:09:09 PM) Mider: i dont care dude
(07:09:15 PM) effervescence: but because she believes what she believes, whether you like it or not, SHE WILL NOT RESPECT YOU
(07:09:21 PM) Mider: she better respect me
(07:09:21 PM) effervescence: this is what I'm trying to get across
(07:09:46 PM) effervescence: now, asian women, theres a group of women who treat men out of a cultural obligation rather than a religious one
(07:09:50 PM) effervescence: find one of them
(07:10:00 PM) Mider: ive met asian women
(07:10:02 PM) Mider: they arent that nice
(07:10:13 PM) effervescence: the nice ones are
(07:10:41 PM) Mider: you really dont believe that God?
(07:10:47 PM) Mider: killed 200 million people in the flood of noah?
(07:10:53 PM) Mider: or that He had all the male children killed by moses?
(07:10:58 PM) Mider: or that he killed davids baby boy?
(07:11:19 PM) effervescence: i managed to miss a lot of the david story
(07:11:38 PM) Mider: david killed a man for his wife
(07:11:45 PM) effervescence: but i know that when he did what he did, it was for the greater good
(07:11:45 PM) Mider: because he slept with her and got her pregnant
(07:11:50 PM) Mider: to cover it up
(07:11:54 PM) Mider: he had the man killed in war
(07:11:59 PM) Mider: so then God said ima punish you
(07:12:02 PM) Mider: and God killed the baby boy they had
(07:12:09 PM) Mider: and then God also turned davids OTHER son absolon
(07:12:10 PM) Mider: against david
(07:12:13 PM) Mider: right the greater good?
(07:12:17 PM) Mider: a dead baby is for the greater good?
(07:12:23 PM) effervescence: yes
(07:12:30 PM) Mider: wow
(07:12:34 PM) Mider: what a great God you got there man
(07:12:35 PM) Mider: and here it hought
(07:12:38 PM) Mider: the bible said
(07:12:43 PM) Mider: no punishing hte kids for the sins of hte parents
(07:12:54 PM) effervescence: they aren't being punished
(07:13:02 PM) effervescence: they're being killed as sacrifice
(07:13:02 PM) Mider: um what is killing them then?
(07:13:09 PM) Mider: oh a sacrifice
(07:13:09 PM) Mider: so now God sacrifices people?
(07:13:19 PM) Mider: wow
(07:13:26 PM) effervescence: he used to
(07:13:30 PM) Mider: wow
(07:13:33 PM) Mider: what a great religion
(07:13:36 PM) effervescence: im pretty sure he stopped doing it involuntarily
(07:13:42 PM) Mider: God doesnt change
(07:13:45 PM) Mider: thats what the bible says
(07:14:01 PM) effervescence: god changes
(07:14:04 PM) Mider: nope
(07:14:05 PM) effervescence: god is infinite
(07:14:06 PM) Mider: it says he never changes
(07:14:08 PM) Mider: it says
(07:14:15 PM) effervescence: god can do whatever he wanst
(07:14:15 PM) Mider: and i qoute "god is the same today tommorow and yesturday"
(07:14:19 PM) Mider: nope God cant lie
(07:14:37 PM) effervescence: he can make a boulder so large that he cannot lift it
(07:14:42 PM) effervescence: then he can lift it anyway
(07:14:50 PM) Mider: dude
(07:14:52 PM) Mider: God cant lie
(07:14:55 PM) Mider: or Sin
(07:14:56 PM) effervescence: yeah he can
(07:15:00 PM) Mider: NO DUDE
(07:15:00 PM) Mider: OK?
(07:15:02 PM) effervescence: he's infinite
(07:15:03 PM) Mider: THE BIBLE SAYS HE CANT LIE
(07:15:04 PM) Mider: OK?
(07:15:04 PM) effervescence: omnipotent
(07:15:08 PM) Mider: WELL YOUR NOT GOD OR THE BIBLE
(07:15:13 PM) effervescence: so...
(07:15:14 PM) Mider: YOU DONT PROCLAIM WHAT IS TRUTH OR WHAT ISNT
(07:15:20 PM) effervescence: the book god wrote says that god can't lie
(07:15:21 PM) effervescence: is that possibly
(07:15:22 PM) Mider: IF YOU DID YOUD BE THE BIBLE OR THE POPE
(07:15:23 PM) Mider: BUT YOUR NOT
(07:15:23 PM) effervescence: a LIE?
(07:15:37 PM) Mider: do you know what God says about removing and adding to His bible?
(07:15:46 PM) effervescence: yeah
(07:15:51 PM) effervescence: im not saying someone else did it
(07:15:52 PM) Mider: it says whoever takes from this book i will take from him his place in the book of life
(07:15:56 PM) Mider: and it says
(07:15:57 PM) Mider: if you add
(07:15:57 PM) effervescence: im saying GOD LIED ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO LIE
(07:16:03 PM) Mider: wow
(07:16:05 PM) effervescence: which he can do
(07:16:06 PM) Mider: so you calling God a liar?
(07:16:09 PM) Mider: wow
(07:16:11 PM) Mider: ok
(07:16:13 PM) effervescence: if the shoe fits
(07:16:16 PM) Mider: and you cal yourself a christian?
(07:16:23 PM) effervescence: occasionally
(07:16:27 PM) Mider: oh man
(07:16:27 PM) Mider: bye
(07:16:29 PM) Mider: im done talking to you
(07:16:33 PM) effervescence: i call myself Greg
(07:16:34 PM) effervescence: ^_^
(07:16:45 PM) Mider: i call you hypocrite
(07:16:46 PM) Mider: bye
(07:17:14 PM) effervescence: why?
(07:17:21 PM) Mider: cause thats what you are
(07:17:22 PM) Mider: bye
(07:17:24 PM) Mider: stop talking to me
(07:17:28 PM) effervescence: fine, sorry

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