22.7.04

Random Babbilngs

I just watched Independance Day. Or at least the last hour of it. It was good. The best part, though, was seeing the DVD extras they show on FX for some reason, including the deleted Bi-plane scene, where instead of flying his jet, Russel, the drunk, crashes his crop duster into the alien superweapon. You hadda see it, I guess, but it was hilariously out of place. Also funny was the idea that the human's resistance plan required an absolutely perfect record against the aliens. Had one of the alien city-ships survived long enough to regain its shield, it could have gone and enslaved the planet on its own. It was an all or nothing. In fact, it lead my to envision my own deleted scene for the movie.

Earth's counteroffencive has succeeded, and all the alien ships have been destroyed. The rubble from crashed cityships is being cleared away and salvaged. But, as one particular panel is pushed aside, one surviving alien jumps the worker, then turns to the camera, and lunges for it. Fade to black, and the words "The End?" appear on screen.

IT'S GOLD!!!

If you ask me, the muslim's got it all wrong. If you're going to have a religion-based dress code for women, it should not involve large amounts of clothes. Especially in the desert, which is like a beach except for the lack of ocean. If I were making the rules,  I'd go just the opposite. ENFORCED FEMALE NUDISM! (Like the Ferengis!) It makes sense. The female form is the most beautiful natural gift from God, and should not touch any man made clothes, nor should anything obstruct it from view. Also, to avoid the unsightly "ugly chick," mandatory exercize regimines will be ordered. Now, its been proven that sexual intercourse burns off tons of carbs and fat. Therefore, a good fucking will be vey neccessary.

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