Yeah, tomorrow I go to NJ. In like 8 hours, actually. So why am I writing this now? Shouldn't I be sleeping and resting for all the flying I'm doing tomorrow? Or packing? Probably. But I can sleep on the plane. And all I have left to pack is my laptop bag. So everything's cool.
First, a few random thoughts. One: If I ever make a cure for a venerial disease, I will make sure that one of the side effects is sexual in nature. The only dilemma is which way to go with it. I could punish them for their lustful ways by giving them an inability to be sexually active while on the stuff, which would help control the spread of their condition. Or, on the other hand, I could go the cruelly evil path of giving them an increased sex drive, a larger penis / breasts, sort of like a cross between Viagra and Enzyte. That would probably be bad, though, because then whatever STD I was "treating" would spread like wildfire... And then more people would have to buy my medicine! It's Brilliant!!!
Okay, no more thoughts now. I need to be sure everything is in place for tomorrow. I'll post when I get a conn up on the East Coast
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