I have come here to take a stance on a less-than-urgent issue. I am against genitalia melting. Particularly my own genitals, though there are other genitals I particularly wish to remain unmelted. Though I cannot speak for others, I would like to state for the record here that my genitals are cute, and thus would be adversely affected by melting.
It has also recently come to my attention that my declaration of my genitals as "cute" is the first of its kind. It is quickly becoming the hot new trend. Feel free to join in and declare your genitals to the world as being cute.
Or not.
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