Why I Can't Masturbate Anymore

What follows is my explaination to a friend as to why I can't masturbate as much as I used to. Though the subject matter may be a little off-putting, I assure you there is nothing graphic about it. It's just me being silly. I am however pissed that my fonts didn't carry over. Oh well.

Oh yea, and the names have been changed so u don't start spamming her. You can spam me, though. ^_^

xx L33T N1NJ4 xx: im really just bored
xx L33T N1NJ4 xx: gime something to do
xXXxXx: your hand
xx L33T N1NJ4 xx: hrmm
xx L33T N1NJ4 xx: nah, my roommate wouldnt approve
xXXxXx: lol
xXXxXx: r u friends with your roommate?
xXXxXx: my sisters always had really really weird roommates
xx L33T N1NJ4 xx: i am
xXXxXx: cool
xx L33T N1NJ4 xx: but he still wouldnt want me jacking it in the dorm
xXXxXx: lol
xXXxXx: then go take a " shower"
xXXxXx: lol
xXXxXx: hahaha
xx L33T N1NJ4 xx: nah
xx L33T N1NJ4 xx: its a public shower room
xx L33T N1NJ4 xx: id get caught by some stranger
xx L33T N1NJ4 xx: then my only option would be to have sex with him
xx L33T N1NJ4 xx: and i dont want that
xXXxXx: o god
xXXxXx: lol
xXXxXx: xx L33T N1NJ4 xx: then my only option would be to have sex with him
xXXxXx: ?
xXXxXx: what
xXXxXx: hahaha
xx L33T N1NJ4 xx: exactly
xXXxXx: how do u no he would want to?
xx L33T N1NJ4 xx: he wouldnt
xx L33T N1NJ4 xx: but we'd have to
xXXxXx: y?
xx L33T N1NJ4 xx: and it would just be akward
xx L33T N1NJ4 xx: its just the way it is
xXXxXx: uhhhh okay
xXXxXx: well what if hes strait/
xXXxXx: ?
xx L33T N1NJ4 xx: exactly
xx L33T N1NJ4 xx: it doesnt matter, we still have to do it
xXXxXx: but y
xx L33T N1NJ4 xx: i dunno?
xx L33T N1NJ4 xx: why is the sky blue?
xx L33T N1NJ4 xx: it just is
xXXxXx: well what if he thinks your ugly and runs away
xx L33T N1NJ4 xx: i have to chase him
xXXxXx: y
xx L33T N1NJ4 xx: hes not allowed to run
xXXxXx: y
xx L33T N1NJ4 xx: its the rules
xXXxXx: what rules
xx L33T N1NJ4 xx: THE rules
xx L33T N1NJ4 xx: the rules of getting caught masturbating in the shower
xx L33T N1NJ4 xx: if someone catches you, you have to have sex with them
xXXxXx: what
xx L33T N1NJ4 xx: and in a boys only dorm
xXXxXx: says who
xx L33T N1NJ4 xx: if it was a boy / girl, i might risk it
xx L33T N1NJ4 xx: but no chance of that
xXXxXx: who made these rules?
xx L33T N1NJ4 xx: i did
xx L33T N1NJ4 xx: just now
xXXxXx: wow
xXXxXx: lol
xXXxXx: does your room mate no these rules
xXXxXx: bcuz i dont think u should tell him
xx L33T N1NJ4 xx: not yet
xx L33T N1NJ4 xx: no
xXXxXx: he might get scared
xx L33T N1NJ4 xx: i just made them up
xx L33T N1NJ4 xx: theyre not real
xXXxXx: lol
xx L33T N1NJ4 xx: im just messing with u
xx L33T N1NJ4 xx: heh
xXXxXx: yeah i kinda figured
xx L33T N1NJ4 xx: it was funny, tho
xXXxXx: lol it was kinda scary
xx L33T N1NJ4 xx: well
xx L33T N1NJ4 xx: duh
xx L33T N1NJ4 xx: hehe