...With Sexy Results

"Do you think ponies just grow on trees?"

"What the hell kinda question is that!? It's a large four-legged mammal!"

I think I've found the perfect solution to our nation's obiecity(sp) problem: make the country clothing-optional. I'm not saying forced nudity, just setting it up for a little peer-pressure. The majority of people that take advantage will be better looking, and seeing them will hopefully inspire some of the more overweight people to get in to shape.

Behold the power of my massive brain!