Anyway, so what follows is entirely fiction. I want you to know that, because what follows is HIGHLY objectionable material, and I in NO WAY advocate, endorse, or condone the things my character says or does, or what Megan (my dinner guest) says or does, for that matter. I know you all know I would never EVER do anything like that in real life. It really is just SO over the top and so extreme that no one should believe it is actually possible at all. I hope it's not, or I am sad for humanity.
Like I said, thers some rough stuff there, so if you want to skip it (I'll have a little extra at the end for summery or something) then just type the term "NAKED MOLE RAT" into your find box to skip over the conversation. I promise there's nothing TOO graphic. Nothing worse than say, the dinner scene from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Okay, here goes.
Effervescence 34: okay, im bored now
Effervescence 34: dance for me
dysthymicquokka: on your lap?
Effervescence 34: no
dysthymicquokka: haha
Effervescence 34: im a good boy
dysthymicquokka: *dances*
Effervescence 34: with a girlfriend
dysthymicquokka: yes you are
Effervescence 34: stop trying to get me in trouble
dysthymicquokka: *pats head*
dysthymicquokka: haha
Effervescence 34: *blush*
dysthymicquokka: rofl
dysthymicquokka: you are just so innocent
Effervescence 34: yes
Effervescence 34: inside this harsh exterior beats the heart of a 5 year old schoolboy
Effervescence 34: at least, it was beating when i ate it
dysthymicquokka: haha
dysthymicquokka: yummy
Effervescence 34: mmm
Effervescence 34: ive also got his pancreas and weiner in me
dysthymicquokka: of a five year old..very nice
Effervescence 34: he wasnt using it
dysthymicquokka: was he an alter boy?
dysthymicquokka: altar*
Effervescence 34: obviously
dysthymicquokka: rofl
dysthymicquokka: then he was using it but involuntarily
Effervescence 34: no he wasnt
Effervescence 34: his pastor dumped him cuz he was too old
Effervescence 34: poor boy
Effervescence 34: u_u
dysthymicquokka: aw yes poor boy
dysthymicquokka: then it was a good thing that you ate his pancreas and wiener
Effervescence 34: i think i may have a few parts left
Effervescence 34: want a 4 foot long lower intestine?
Effervescence 34: o_0
dysthymicquokka: sure
Effervescence 34: *drapes it around your neck like a boa scarf thingy*
Effervescence 34: ^_^
dysthymicquokka: hehe yay!
Effervescence 34: now you look pretty!
dysthymicquokka: *twirls intestine boa around*
dysthymicquokka: yay!
dysthymicquokka: i'll win miss america for sure!
Effervescence 34: just... dont let any cops see you wearing that.... theyre still looking for the kid, i think
Effervescence 34: *eye shift right*
Effervescence 34: *eye shift left*
dysthymicquokka: okay
dysthymicquokka: will do
Effervescence 34: or if you do...
Effervescence 34: paint it or something
dysthymicquokka: i think they're already after me
Effervescence 34: maybe they wont recognize it
Effervescence 34: oh
Effervescence 34: hrmm
Effervescence 34: USE IT AS A DISGUISE!
Effervescence 34: and you can use this as a mask!
Effervescence 34: *rips the kids face off*
Effervescence 34: o_o
Effervescence 34: eeeww
Effervescence 34: maybe not
dysthymicquokka: haha
Effervescence 34: *eats the face*
Effervescence 34: oh well
Effervescence 34: tastes like chicken
dysthymicquokka: *sucks on intestine* taste like..... ramen ^.^
Effervescence 34: hehe
Effervescence 34: hrmm
Effervescence 34: *adds the boys balls to a necklace hes wearing*
Effervescence 34: o_o
Effervescence 34: oooooo
Effervescence 34: like that
dysthymicquokka: its pretty
Effervescence 34: thank you
Effervescence 34: *blushes*
dysthymicquokka: haha
Effervescence 34: im gonna need a longer string soon
Effervescence 34: o_O
dysthymicquokka: you should use the heart as the center piece
Effervescence 34: but thats the tastiest part
Effervescence 34: and theyre pretty big
Effervescence 34: compared to your average 5 year olds balls, his heart is huge
dysthymicquokka: true true
dysthymicquokka: use the scrotum then
Effervescence 34: hrmm
Effervescence 34: maybe
Effervescence 34: or maybe a little dickie?
Effervescence 34: if i did it right, i could make them look like teeth
dysthymicquokka: you very well could
Effervescence 34: ^_^
Effervescence 34: ah well
Effervescence 34: nothing i can do about that now
dysthymicquokka: i suppose not
dysthymicquokka: what did you do with his feet?
Effervescence 34: hrmm
Effervescence 34: i dunno
Effervescence 34: it depends on the mood im in
Effervescence 34: do you have any ideas?
dysthymicquokka: no
dysthymicquokka: i dont really like feet
Effervescence 34: me neither
Effervescence 34: i mean... sometimes i'll eat the toes in barbeque sause
Effervescence 34: and the fingers too
dysthymicquokka: yeah
dysthymicquokka: but the feet in a whole is just disgusting
dysthymicquokka: yeah i like the fingers on skewers
Effervescence 34: hmm
Effervescence 34: brains are fun
Effervescence 34: i use them to scare kids on halloween
Effervescence 34: and the skeletons
dysthymicquokka: haha yeah
Effervescence 34: one year i labeled them, so the kids would know what happened to their friends
Effervescence 34: the parents didnt like that
Effervescence 34: "its not in good taste"
Effervescence 34: fuck them, they were fucking delicious
dysthymicquokka: haha exactly
Effervescence 34: heh
Effervescence 34: the weirdest problem though
Effervescence 34: what do i do with 5 choirboys outfits?
dysthymicquokka: i know a person who would do anything to have them haha
Effervescence 34: hmmm
dysthymicquokka: know c*** b***?
Effervescence 34: nope
Effervescence 34: why does she want that?
dysthymicquokka: she has a strange fetish for altar boys
Effervescence 34: so does she just want the outfit?
Effervescence 34: or is she competing for my food supply?
Effervescence 34: o_0!
dysthymicquokka: she likes them alive
dysthymicquokka: she's a yaoi obsessor
Effervescence 34: ooh
Effervescence 34: hrmm
Effervescence 34: me too
Effervescence 34: o_o
Effervescence 34: shhhh
Effervescence 34 wants to directly connect.
dysthymicquokka is now directly connected.
Effervescence 34:
dysthymicquokka: haha awesome
Effervescence 34: yup
Effervescence 34: o_O
dysthymicquokka: very nice
Effervescence 34: thank you
Effervescence 34: its like my favorite picture ever
Effervescence 34: ^_^
dysthymicquokka: you like the tease then or all the way?
dysthymicquokka: haha its very nice
Effervescence 34: oh, i dont like to go anal
Effervescence 34: i may blow a boy if he asked me nicely though
Effervescence 34: o_o
dysthymicquokka: haha blow jobs are fun all around!
Effervescence 34: yup yup
Effervescence 34: 69's doubly so
dysthymicquokka: oh yes
dysthymicquokka: have to love those 69's
Effervescence 34: and then i get the video
Effervescence 34: and EVERYONE feels like they're in on the fun
Effervescence 34: hehe
dysthymicquokka: hehe oh yes
Effervescence 34: *licks a dripping bone*
Effervescence 34: thigh?
Effervescence 34: *offers you a severed leg*
Effervescence 34: o_o
dysthymicquokka: thank you!
Effervescence 34: you're welcome
dysthymicquokka: *licks leg up and down*
dysthymicquokka: mmm
dysthymicquokka: now that is good altar boy
Effervescence 34: isnt it?
Effervescence 34: hehe
Effervescence 34: i never met a kindergardener i didnt like
Effervescence 34: at least not after a dash of paprica
dysthymicquokka: hahaha
Effervescence 34: *kisses the back of Jakie's hand before biting some skin off it*
dysthymicquokka: aw
Effervescence 34: magnifique
dysthymicquokka: very nice
Effervescence 34: isnt it?
Effervescence 34: *sucks on the thumb*
Effervescence 34: these things really are delicious
Effervescence 34: i dont get why parents dont like kids sucking on them
dysthymicquokka: yes they are perfectly salty
dysthymicquokka: yeah i dont know
dysthymicquokka: good practice in some aspects
Effervescence 34: exactly
Effervescence 34: i like to keep them as long as i can
Effervescence 34: *pulls the thumb out to the bone*
Effervescence 34: theyre like cute little pink lolipops
dysthymicquokka: aw yes they are
Effervescence 34: hehe
Effervescence 34: loli-pops
Effervescence 34: i didnt mean the pun
Effervescence 34: yet there it is
Effervescence 34: o_o
dysthymicquokka: haha
Effervescence 34: *sucks on it more*
Effervescence 34: hrmm
Effervescence 34: the lungs never taste good till after you cook them
Effervescence 34: and surprisingly, they taste best in the microwave
Effervescence 34: its funny, they inflate in there, you know?
Effervescence 34: ive never seen them pop
dysthymicquokka: yeah i've tried it a few times
Effervescence 34: but its like a big squishy souflette
dysthymicquokka: yeah i always thought they would
dysthymicquokka: the stomach tends to do that though
dysthymicquokka: so i like to boil them
Effervescence 34: oh yeah, gotta boil the tummy
Effervescence 34: heh
dysthymicquokka: heeh
Effervescence 34: and empty it too
Effervescence 34: you never know what the kids been eating, and you dont want to risk that
dysthymicquokka: true true
dysthymicquokka: the only thing i dont like about younger boys is they lack that protein shake... they dont have alot of meat on them either but they do have variety
Effervescence 34: yeah, but theyre much more presentable
Effervescence 34: im hosting a dinner party made of Ms. Petersons 1st grade class next week, you should see the spread we have in mind
dysthymicquokka: wow must be beautiful
Effervescence 34: we've got each of their skulls set up as a serving bowl
dysthymicquokka: i would love to attend
dysthymicquokka: oh wow how formal
Effervescence 34: and silverware made of pure ivory boy bone
Effervescence 34: hehe
Effervescence 34: yes
Effervescence 34: we strive for perfection
Effervescence 34: did you know that each hip bone of a 6 year old makes the perfect little plate?
dysthymicquokka: oh really?
Effervescence 34: theyre practically pre wrapped meals
dysthymicquokka: i would have never thought of that
Effervescence 34: its really remarkable
dysthymicquokka: wow they are
dysthymicquokka: it is
Effervescence 34: ^_^
Effervescence 34: you gotta take pride in what you do
dysthymicquokka: yes you do
Effervescence 34: *spears the liver with a rib*
Effervescence 34: ^_^
Effervescence 34: want some?
dysthymicquokka: very much so
Effervescence 34: *tilts the liver towards your mouth*
dysthymicquokka: *takes bite*
Effervescence 34: great, huh?
Effervescence 34: *pulls it back and takes a bite from the other side*
dysthymicquokka: it is
dysthymicquokka: ^.^
Effervescence 34: *hands you a rib*
Effervescence 34: go on, take your pick
dysthymicquokka: hrm.....i think i'll take some of the spleen
dysthymicquokka: *stabs spleen*
dysthymicquokka: *sucks juices out*
Effervescence 34: ooh, good choice
dysthymicquokka: yes it is qutie delicious
Effervescence 34: *hands you a napkin
dysthymicquokka: thankyou
Effervescence 34: youve got a little spleen juice on your chin
dysthymicquokka: haha pardon me
Effervescence 34: *finishes the liver*
Effervescence 34: oh, its alright
Effervescence 34: this is an informal meal, after all
dysthymicquokka: true
Effervescence 34: *tears out some back muscle strips and rips at it like raw steak*
dysthymicquokka: ooh nice
Effervescence 34: yeah
Effervescence 34: buttock?
Effervescence 34: he did have two
Effervescence 34: and they're very cute
Effervescence 34: hehe
dysthymicquokka: aww then i must indulge
Effervescence 34: left or right?
dysthymicquokka: im not picky you can choose
Effervescence 34: well, you got his right one on your side, so that seems easier
dysthymicquokka: sounds good to me
Effervescence 34: *saws his ass off the bone*
Effervescence 34: there you go
dysthymicquokka: thankyou
dysthymicquokka: *takes a bite*
Effervescence 34: mmmm
dysthymicquokka: might fine ass
dysthymicquokka: haha
Effervescence 34: its so chewy
Effervescence 34: ^_^
dysthymicquokka: it is
Effervescence 34: *rolls a chunk around in his mouth with a big smile on his mouth*
dysthymicquokka: hehe
Effervescence 34: ahh... 1999.... a very good year
Effervescence 34: hehe
dysthymicquokka: it is a good year
dysthymicquokka: would red or white wine go better with ass?
Effervescence 34: oh, red, obviously
dysthymicquokka: im thinking a red would compliment the rich taste
dysthymicquokka: oh yes
Effervescence 34: but whatever the beverage, you gotta mix it with at least a hint of the boys blood
Effervescence 34: thats the best part
dysthymicquokka: yes it is
Effervescence 34: speaking of...
Effervescence 34: i dont have any wine, but i saved a few bottles of blood
Effervescence 34: *takes a sip*
Effervescence 34: o negative, i think
Effervescence 34: but im not positive
Effervescence 34: ^_^
dysthymicquokka: hehe
Effervescence 34: *licks his lips and takes another bite of firm ass*
Effervescence 34: ^_^
dysthymicquokka: there appears to be hickey on my piece of ass haha
dysthymicquokka: did you play with him first?
Effervescence 34: maybe a lil...
Effervescence 34: you have to tease and tenderize the meat, after all
dysthymicquokka: very true
dysthymicquokka: that may be the funnest part
Effervescence 34: oh definitely
dysthymicquokka: but the taste is the most satisfying
Effervescence 34: oh yes
Effervescence 34: as is the company; I don't entertain much over boys, as you can imagine
dysthymicquokka: yes i can see that
Effervescence 34: i try to be civil though
dysthymicquokka: thats good
dysthymicquokka: but a little fun sometimes takes some animal instincts
Effervescence 34: sometimes
Effervescence 34: that comes in during the hunting, playing, and then the kill
dysthymicquokka: oh yes
Effervescence 34: and then sometimes when you eat, especially when we lack forks
Effervescence 34: *bites out of the boys bicep*
dysthymicquokka: haha yes
Effervescence 34: i always feel silly now, but ever since i was a kid, i'd always imagine that I was some kind of dinosaur whenever I ate meat straight from the bone
Effervescence 34: be it kindergardener or KFC
dysthymicquokka: haha
dysthymicquokka: thats kind of cute
Effervescence 34: well, its cute when you're jakies age
Effervescence 34: but when your my age, you cant act that way
Effervescence 34: u_u
dysthymicquokka: aw
Effervescence 34: oh well
Effervescence 34: *munches hungrilly*
dysthymicquokka: haha
Effervescence 34: hrmm
Effervescence 34: *licks the bone and sucks on it*
dysthymicquokka: *sucks on rib*
Effervescence 34: *lays back and sucks on the thumb-cicle*
Effervescence 34: well
Effervescence 34: i think im done
Effervescence 34: *looks at the empty skull*
dysthymicquokka: yeah i think i've had my fill too
Effervescence 34: *moves its mouth like a puppet* "me too!"
Effervescence 34: heh
dysthymicquokka: haha
Effervescence 34: want it?
dysthymicquokka: sure
Effervescence 34: *tosses it to you like a ball*
dysthymicquokka: *catches it*
Effervescence 34: enjoy
dysthymicquokka: thankyou
Effervescence 34: oh shoot, now what am i gonna do with a skeleton without a head?
Effervescence 34: it wont work at halloween that way, will it?
dysthymicquokka: hrm
dysthymicquokka: i suppose not
dysthymicquokka: well
dysthymicquokka: you can do a lot of things with bones
Effervescence 34: maybe i could make a little pickit fence around my other boys
dysthymicquokka: do you want the skull back?
dysthymicquokka: that would be nice
Effervescence 34: you can keep the skull, i have more than enough
Effervescence 34: i enjoy being creative with my boys
dysthymicquokka: oh thankyou
Effervescence 34: ^_^
dysthymicquokka: haha
dysthymicquokka: me too
Effervescence 34: *looks at a thigh bone*
Effervescence 34: i could make a dildo outta this
Effervescence 34: o_o
dysthymicquokka: haha fun
dysthymicquokka: i like the real thing better though
Effervescence 34: well obviously
dysthymicquokka: haha yep
Effervescence 34: but you gotta use something to break in little girls
dysthymicquokka: true
dysthymicquokka: but you cant 69 with a dildo
Effervescence 34: i mean, i dont know about the guys you have or have not run into in the past
Effervescence 34: but id hurt a poor girl without preparing her
Effervescence 34: true though
dysthymicquokka: haha yeah i've heard your quite...well endowed you can put it
Effervescence 34: is jackie telling tales out of school?
dysthymicquokka: only to a few lucky to hear
dysthymicquokka: 8 inches is it?
Effervescence 34: hehe
Effervescence 34: my lips arent as loose as hers, im afraid
dysthymicquokka: well
dysthymicquokka: i'll take that as a yes
Effervescence 34: *finishes the last bit of ass*
dysthymicquokka: hehe
Effervescence 34: okay
Effervescence 34: hmmm....
Effervescence 34: *slices off a workable length of short intestine*
Effervescence 34: *slurps it like spaghetti*
dysthymicquokka: oh thats right i still have that on my neck... well i think i'll save it who knows what my next bondage buddiies' fetish will be?
Effervescence 34: wait
Effervescence 34: which did i give you
Effervescence 34: i thought i gave you the short one.... so i should be eating the long one
Effervescence 34: i always get them confused
dysthymicquokka: lower intestine
dysthymicquokka: 4 feet
Effervescence 34: okay, u got the short one
dysthymicquokka: okay
Effervescence 34: im eating the long one
Effervescence 34: you'd think a guy like me would be able to figure this stuff out
Effervescence 34: but i've just learned them as the fat one and the skinny one
dysthymicquokka: well you may be too happy to notice
Effervescence 34: true
dysthymicquokka: haha yeah
Effervescence 34: its all so phallic!
Effervescence 34: o_o
Effervescence 34: whoever designed these boys must have been really obsessed with penises
Effervescence 34: what is it they say? god is a woman?
Effervescence 34: heh
dysthymicquokka: haha
Effervescence 34: i think it just goes to show you
dysthymicquokka: well i think everyone loves a good penis
Effervescence 34: every part of them is a phallic symbol or part of a dinette set
dysthymicquokka: haha so true
Effervescence 34: or both
Effervescence 34: ^_^
Effervescence 34: so either god was a woman, or gay
Effervescence 34: o_0
Effervescence 34: and martha stewart is the devil
dysthymicquokka: haha all is true
Effervescence 34: amazing what you can figure out when you rip a few innocent cute boys open
dysthymicquokka: haha yes it is
Effervescence 34: thank you jake *kisses his arm before biting it*
dysthymicquokka: its so sweet to show affection before pain
dysthymicquokka: or the other way around
dysthymicquokka: or at the same time
Effervescence 34: well ive found theres often very little difference
dysthymicquokka: true
Effervescence 34: of course, at this point, jake isnt feeling pain
Effervescence 34: but i do try to make him feel happiest just before i begin to butcher
dysthymicquokka: thats good
Effervescence 34: and even in death, i like to honor him for being my meal
Effervescence 34: hes giving me the highest gift in my mind
dysthymicquokka: yes he has
dysthymicquokka: thankyou for sharing that gift of life
Effervescence 34: you're welcome, from both me and jake
dysthymicquokka: yes thankyou jake as well
Effervescence 34: *kisses and bites jakes decapitated neck*
Effervescence 34: this was always a fun part for me
dysthymicquokka: a vampire kiss how nice
Effervescence 34: cept a vampire wont take a chunk of your throat with him
Effervescence 34: *grits his teeth to show the flesh between*
dysthymicquokka: well if he's mad he might
Effervescence 34: but im not mad
Effervescence 34: *kisses and nibbles playfully*
Effervescence 34: im very happy
dysthymicquokka: hehe
dysthymicquokka: so am i
Effervescence 34: well, im not sharing the neck
Effervescence 34: its mine
dysthymicquokka: fine i'll get my own from the next guy i see...
dysthymicquokka: *shifty eyes right*
dysthymicquokka: *shifty eyes left*
dysthymicquokka: ^.^
dysthymicquokka: V.V
Effervescence 34: not me, of course
dysthymicquokka: well i cant see you
Effervescence 34: oh good
Effervescence 34: remind me to keep away from you
dysthymicquokka: well you wont be the next guy i see
Effervescence 34: hrmm
dysthymicquokka: so you shouldnt worry
Effervescence 34: nope
Effervescence 34: though im also somewhat jealous of the guy
Effervescence 34: always being the eater, never the meal
dysthymicquokka: yes
Effervescence 34: there is always that tinge of curiosiry
dysthymicquokka: there is
dysthymicquokka: you could always eat a meal of your body...
dysthymicquokka: but its not the same
Effervescence 34: no, never
Effervescence 34: dont eat where you work,
Effervescence 34: or work where you eat
dysthymicquokka: haha very true
Effervescence 34: or something
Effervescence 34: *peels a pectoral muscle from his remaining ribs*
Effervescence 34: hrmm
Effervescence 34: speaking of creativity
Effervescence 34: *sandwiches it between two flaps of skin and eats it like a burger*
Effervescence 34: ^_^
dysthymicquokka: yum!
dysthymicquokka: yes very creative
Effervescence 34: yup yup
Effervescence 34: they say the skin is what makes you fact, but kindergardeners are so lean to begin with, i dont think i need to worry
dysthymicquokka: no i dont think you do either
Effervescence 34: i mean, if i wanted to be HEALTHY i guess I could just target the chubby ones
Effervescence 34: but they're no fun
dysthymicquokka: no they arent
Effervescence 34: i like the cute skinny scrawny boys
dysthymicquokka: hehe they are cute
Effervescence 34: if you find something cuter, let me know
dysthymicquokka: okay i will
Effervescence 34: you know what the hardest part?
Effervescence 34: not growing attached
dysthymicquokka: aw i know
Effervescence 34: i've got 3 perfectly good meals chained up in my basement cuz i couldnt bring myself to eat them
dysthymicquokka: eyes kill me
Effervescence 34: yeah, the eyes
dysthymicquokka: and their eyes hold such innocence in their tears
Effervescence 34: when they cry, it just breaks my heart
dysthymicquokka: me too
Effervescence 34: so yeah, i get to keep a few pets
dysthymicquokka: i try to make them as happy as possible but the tears
dysthymicquokka: aw hehe they must be wonderful pets
Effervescence 34: they are
Effervescence 34: i have some chain leashes made up for them
dysthymicquokka: awesome
Effervescence 34: youd be surprised how easy it is to hook up a little electric tazer to that, and if they try anything naughty...
Effervescence 34: give em a little zap
Effervescence 34: hehe
Effervescence 34: it makes their hair just sorta skip up on end
Effervescence 34: just for a second
Effervescence 34: and then they get this cute little look like they just woke up
dysthymicquokka: hehe
Effervescence 34: like extreme pillow hair
dysthymicquokka: haha yeah
dysthymicquokka: do you let their hair grow out?
dysthymicquokka: i like shaggy hair hehe
Effervescence 34: oh yeah
Effervescence 34: not too long on the boys
dysthymicquokka: ^_^
Effervescence 34: no more than shoulder length for them
dysthymicquokka: thats a good limit
Effervescence 34: my little girl can grow down to her ass, though, before it starts to get in the way
dysthymicquokka: im trying to grow my hair out that long
Effervescence 34: oh really?
dysthymicquokka: yeah
Effervescence 34: braids or just the long sheet?
dysthymicquokka: long sheet
Effervescence 34: yeah, thats the best
Effervescence 34: its like a wave
dysthymicquokka: yeah i like it
Effervescence 34: i tried trini in pigtails for a while, but they just didnt work as well as the natural wave
dysthymicquokka: i still have a foot until it gets to my ass and more to cover it
dysthymicquokka: yeah
Effervescence 34: hmmm
Effervescence 34: sounds hot
dysthymicquokka: haha its a good tease, barely covers my boobs
Effervescence 34: it is isnt it?
dysthymicquokka: yes it is
Effervescence 34: thats the best part, if trini stands up straight, it covers her almost enough that no one would know that she was naked under it
dysthymicquokka: that is very nice
Effervescence 34: hehe
Effervescence 34: not like anyone but me gets to see her
Effervescence 34: but its a fun little thought
dysthymicquokka: yeah it is
Effervescence 34: i have one boy growing a rat tail
dysthymicquokka: ooh kinky
Effervescence 34: i told him that he could have that grow a bit longer
Effervescence 34: yeah
Effervescence 34: i may just use it as a leash
Effervescence 34: in which case he can grow it to like his knee or ankle or something
Effervescence 34: and then he can crawl around on his hands and knees and i wrap the tail around my wrist
dysthymicquokka: sounds like fun
Effervescence 34: i can't wait
dysthymicquokka: yeah i bet
Effervescence 34: i might even feel brave enough to take him for a walk around the block by then
Effervescence 34: and show off how cute he is
dysthymicquokka: aww you should
Effervescence 34: okay
Effervescence 34: he really is just adorable when he crawls around hands and knees across the floor
dysthymicquokka: hehe im sure
Effervescence 34: ive got him acting like a puppy
dysthymicquokka: aw
Effervescence 34: when i come down stairs, i give him a little whistle, and he bounds on over into my lap and starts licking at me
Effervescence 34: oh god its SOOOO cute
dysthymicquokka: aw how sweet!
Effervescence 34: yeah
Effervescence 34: he's the one ive had the longest
dysthymicquokka: you've trained him nicely
Effervescence 34: he totally stopped crying just last month
Effervescence 34: im so proud
dysthymicquokka: aw
dysthymicquokka: its so nice to have someone love you like that
Effervescence 34: isnt it?
Effervescence 34: do you have any like that?
dysthymicquokka: no
dysthymicquokka: sadly
Effervescence 34: oh you should!
dysthymicquokka: i know
Effervescence 34: you should find a cute little boy, and get some matching dresses!
dysthymicquokka: i've tried to find someone but it just doesnt seem to work
Effervescence 34: that would be the CUTEST thing
dysthymicquokka: hehe
dysthymicquokka: yes it would
dysthymicquokka: ^.^
Effervescence 34: and you could let him grow out his hair, and take him for walks around the mall as a little girl
dysthymicquokka: hehe
Effervescence 34: give him one of those androgynous names
Effervescence 34: like....
Effervescence 34: aaron/erin
dysthymicquokka: there ya go
dysthymicquokka: that'd be so cute!
Effervescence 34: yup
Effervescence 34: you needa find one that looks like you, too
Effervescence 34: the closer the better
Effervescence 34: do you have a little brother?
Effervescence 34: o_0
dysthymicquokka: well he acts like a little brother
dysthymicquokka: but he's acctually my twin
Effervescence 34: oh
Effervescence 34: hemm
dysthymicquokka: but we look nothing alike at all
Effervescence 34: that would be too old, besides
dysthymicquokka: yeah
Effervescence 34: anything over 7 and they start to not work
dysthymicquokka: oh i have a 2 year old half brother
dysthymicquokka: 6 year old step brother
dysthymicquokka: and 10 year old step brother
Effervescence 34: try the 2 year old if you can
Effervescence 34: its best to start them young
dysthymicquokka: okay
Effervescence 34: or get a stranger
Effervescence 34: thats really better
dysthymicquokka: im only with him every other weekend
dysthymicquokka: yeah
dysthymicquokka: it'd be easier
Effervescence 34: i try to not get family, because you know, the cops suspect that
dysthymicquokka: yes that is true
Effervescence 34: so yeahEffervescence 34: plus, its hard to feel good about playing with a family member
dysthymicquokka: yeah it is
Effervescence 34: strangers though
Effervescence 34: you dont know them to start with
Effervescence 34: so its like...
Effervescence 34: anything is possible
Effervescence 34: you could just have lunch
dysthymicquokka: yep
Effervescence 34: or you could have a fun afternoon pal and a late supper
Effervescence 34: or you might end up with a pet who becomes your adorable puppy
dysthymicquokka: haha yeah
Effervescence 34: its great
Effervescence 34: the mystery
Effervescence 34: thats what keeps me going
dysthymicquokka: thats awesome
dysthymicquokka: its nice to have something to keep you going
Effervescence 34: oh always
Effervescence 34: and then some loving, tear stained faces to come home to
Effervescence 34: ^_^
dysthymicquokka: aw hehe
Effervescence 34: it just makes my heart soar to know my pets love me
dysthymicquokka: i bet
Effervescence 34: and that they will up until the day i eat them
dysthymicquokka: haha yeah
Effervescence 34: thats always a huge bittersweet moment
Effervescence 34: i had one boy, about a year ago
Effervescence 34: i had kept him for like 4 years, since he was 4
Effervescence 34: he was just a darling
Effervescence 34: he was well mannered
Effervescence 34: and he had the coolest trick, he could cry ON CUE, silently
Effervescence 34: just a flood of tears on his face
Effervescence 34: a born actor, truly
Effervescence 34: and then he turned 9
Effervescence 34: and i couldnt keep him any more
Effervescence 34: and it was the strangest thing
Effervescence 34: we 69'd that night, one last time
Effervescence 34: and we both knew it would be
Effervescence 34: and all throughout the night, he was streaking out tears, the best i'd ever seen
Effervescence 34: and then i went for the love bite, where i twist and snap his neck while kissing it
Effervescence 34: and he startest screaming
Effervescence 34: all the sound effects youd expect from a crying baby
Effervescence 34: and no tears
Effervescence 34: it was weird
dysthymicquokka: aww thats so sad
Effervescence 34: i know
Effervescence 34: i actually couldnt bring myself to eat him
Effervescence 34: i took him out back, and put him on my child sized grill, and just made a funeral pyre for him
Effervescence 34: and that was the first boy i cried for
Effervescence 34: last, so far, too
dysthymicquokka: awww
dysthymicquokka: well im sorry to cut the conversation short but i have to go
Effervescence 34: okay
Effervescence 34: it was nice talking to you
dysthymicquokka: we should meet some time you sound like fun
dysthymicquokka: it was nice talking to you too
Effervescence 34: im definitely keeping this for future reference
Effervescence 34: heh
dysthymicquokka: haha
Effervescence 34: u mind if i use your sn on my blog?
dysthymicquokka: not at all
Effervescence 34: okay
Effervescence 34: this WHOLE thing is pretty fucking insane
dysthymicquokka: haha it is
dysthymicquokka: very insane
Effervescence 34: but its great
dysthymicquokka: yes it is
Effervescence 34: i had fun writing it with you
dysthymicquokka: me too
Effervescence 34: gnight
dysthymicquokka: night
dysthymicquokka: buh bye
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NAKED MOLE RAT
Okay, those of you who read that agree its nuts. VERY over the top. And I thought the bit at the end was really touching. I made it on the spot, and if it weren't so sick and disturbing, I'd be proud. It is, admittadly, much, for lack of a better word, SICKER than anything I've put on here before, and I really wouldn't have if the whole conversation wasnt such a GREAT piece of work. I mean, it really is like a piece of art or something. Very dark, but I'm really pretty proud of it. Again, I'm not at all like that, I'd NEVER do anything like that at all, but fiction makes for an interesting playground, doesn't it?
I'm sure there are more than a few problems in it, technical bugs I need to go back and fix. All my "actions", the things you see here between asterices (*), are usually expressed with greater-than and less-than signs on AIM. Unfortunately, Blogger sees them as HTML, so I had to go through and fix them all. I took out a few typoes where it might be confusing, and I've probably left a few errors, but that was a LONG (two hours from start to finish) conversation. It was practically non-stop, start to finish, too. Anyway, if you've read it, you know how long it is. This is probably the longest I've ever posted. Point is, I'm probably not done with this. If you see any thing wrong, feel free to point it out. Also, I'm thinking of adding in a special directors commentary to it. I've been watching too many DVD's. I want to add a little side commentary to the conversation, point out little things. It sounds like fun. This has gone on long enough. I'm gonna go sleep. Night.
By the way, its 6:30 AM. Do you know where your children are....?
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