A Rose By Other Names

I've talked about how girls get the names of all the cool months, right? I think October would be a good name for a boy. Maybe December. We would call him Deci for short. Anyway, Virginia is the only name from a state. Here are a few others for consideration. Wyoming. Oklahoma. Montana. Michigan. Hell, pretty much all of them. Maybe not the "New" ones, but other than that...

It is my pleasure to introduce you to my new son, Alabama Pennsylvannia LeVine. ^_^