Prying

I just can't keep my face outta James' business. First off, how does he know it's me? I'm anonymous! I'm refusing to respond on there and prove that it is in fact me, but I'll bet he's reading this as much as I'm reading his. But the second is this:

Once again, Greg could only respond in an argumentative/negative way. I bet he's gonna do it again now. Just watch...

Now, aside from staying quiet, whick I'm gonna try though it goes against my very nature, how do I respond to that without being argumentative? If I agree with him, then yup, I'm argumentative, case closed. If I argue with him about how I'm not argumentative, well, there you are. Anyway, it hurts my head. Ahem.

"JAMES! STOP THIS CRAZY THING!"