They get musical breast implants! O_O. Seriously, this is like, the biggest scientific breakthrough ever. Soon the cyborgs of the future will be all around us, unseen, with mechanics working beneath the skin, and they'll be subtly better than us, and never have to tell us so.
Personally, an MP3 player isn't gonna cut it for me. I want an entire computer. With wireless Internet. I would never lose any argument, or at least, I would always reach the truth. More than half of Matt and my discussions about who was in what movie, or something really trivial like that, arise in the cafeteria, where we don't have access to the Internet and all its wonderful search features. I would love to have a back- or thigh-mounted computer, and a Heads-up-Display that just overlays with my eyes (adjustable transparency, of course). I would constantly be browsing porn and such during classes, though, which might be bad. Ah well, I'll be an evil cyborg. Or at least... Chaotic Neutral, or something. I don't play D&D.
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Seriously, I don't.
Edit: I mispelled the word access. Thanks James for unintentionally pointing it out to me.
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