I'm So Jealous

I found the new coolest blog ever: waiterrant.net
This is what my blog wants to be when it grows up.

OH MY LORD I JUST ROLLED DOUBLE TWENTIES!!! I AM THE BEST DIE ROLLER EVER!!!

Anyway, here's the story I wanted you all to see, really, if nothing else: waiterrant.net » All Hallows Eve

Here's to the service industry. *Leaves a tip.*