My Name Is Greg Levine

...and I AM the President of the United States. Oh wait, no I'm not. I dunno. Agh.. I'm nuts.

Edit: Since this was short, and the thing I'm about to add is short too, well, here it is is all. The British title for the first Harry Potter book is "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone", as opposed to the sorceror's stone that we got in the US. That's also what Al and Ed are searching for in the anime series "Full Metal Alchemist" - the Philosopher's Stone. So why did they change the Harry Potter's title? Something to stew over for the night.

Edit Edit: HINT!