OMGWTFYAY!

Hi! I'm Jackie, Greg's girlfriend. He trusted me enough to give me his password... (Even though he didn't know it himself, and I kind of had to push him to let me know it...). So yes, I'm commandeering the blog, so you’re all underneath my control and the power of words right now. See, by doing this, I’m controlling your mind. Ooo… Ahh… Yes, amazing… -dances- I feel so special… I wonder how many people are going to read this and be like… “Greg, chu are going out with a freak” while I’ll be like… OMGWTFYAY!!!!

I pwn’d j00.

That is all.